Why do we have school?
Music: we have YouTube.
Sports: we have wii.
Spanish: we have Dora.
English: everythings shortened anyway. (BRB, LOL, IDK)
Math: thats why we have calculators.
Geography: I'll buy a glob.
History: there all dead.
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Crack -up quotes, random things to say, jokes and comebacks.
HumorJust a few jokes and stuff. Y'know. ~~~~ Update: I keep this up for old times sake.