Baby "Jayn"

"Nawiall ywou look like a tomato!"

Chapter 28
{Niall}
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Niall accepted the bottle given to him, and he gulped down the water.
After five minutes, they were back on air. The lights were back on their full, and the cameras were pointed.
"So, we have a few questions sent in by fans." Ellen said, picking up a few cards. "What is Zayn's favorite thing to do?"
"Are we supposed to answer them or Zayn?" Liam asked, confused.
"It's a quiz to you four." Ellen explained. "Let's see who knows the most."
"Oh oh oh." Niall said excitedly. "Can we make those 'eah!' sounds? Like buzzers."
The crowd laughed and Ellen nodded. "Sure, because we can't start a quiz without them. That would be very untraditional."
"Eah!" Louis grinned. "Read comic books."
"Eah!" Liam said, smirking at Louis. "Drawing."
"Who's right and who's wrong, Zayn?" Ellen asked.

Zayn grinned and glanced at the two. "Jayn likesh both, but dwawing ish bette."
"Ha!" Liam grinned, and Niall laughed at Louis' expression.
"Zayn's favorite food?" Ellen asked.
Niall frowned. What was his favorite food? Did he even have one, like come on, one favorite meal or food?
"Eah." Harry said softly. "It's uhm, pancakes."
Ellen looked at Zayn for confirmation, and the toddler smiled. "Japp, kiddo."
He was swinging his legs, and Niall knew he was starting to warm up.
Everyone laughed at the nickname.
"What color are Zayn's eyes?" Ellen asked.
The four boys turned their heads towards Zayn. The toddler grinned mischievously and turned his head away. Niall tried to imagine Zayn's eyes. "Eah! They're brown."
"Eah." Harry said gently, a smirk on his lips. "They're hazel, specks of green in the irises."

The boys turned to him. "How do you know that?" Louis asked.
Harry didn't turn and look at him completely, just shrugged at Niall instead. "It's true."
Niall turned to look in Zayn's eyes and the toddler frowned. "Jayn'sh eyesh ish not gween."
"No, I think Harry will get this point." Ellen said, studying Zayn's eyes carefully. "You three need to step up your game, because Harry seems to know more." Ellen chuckled, and the crowd laughed.
"What is Zayn's favorite toy?"
"Eah!" Niall said. "It's a stuffed animal called Ziam and he's a wolf. His best friend is Woah, uh I mean Roar. He's a tiger."
The boys blinked, and Ellen turned to Zayn. "Right or wrong?"
Zayn grinned a toothy grin at Niall. "Wight! And hish name ish Woaw Nawiall, not Woah."
Niall chuckled. "Alright, alright."

"Does Zayn like your music?"
The boys smiled sheepishly. "He hasn't exactly listened to it yet." Louis told her.
Ellen shook her head. "You haven't heard their music, Zayn?"
"Theiw mushic?" Zayn asked, tilting his head.
"Well, make them blast it on full when you get home." Ellen winked.
"Zayn can play the triangle though." Liam said with a grin.
"Really?" Ellen chuckled, turning to Zayn.
Zayn nodded proudly. "Yesh."
"You're going to get a point for that, Liam. Okay last question, what game does Zayn like to play the most?"
"Hide-and-Seek." Louis and Harry said. There was an awkward silence and Niall coughed. "He does?"
Harry cleared his throat. "Yes, right Zayn?"
Zayn smiled and nodded. "Yesh, ywou found Loueh and Jayn!"

Harry chuckled. "Yeah I did."
"Wait, so Harry and Louis played hide and seek with Zayn." Ellen wiggled her eyebrows at Niam. "Where were you two?"
Niall laughed. "I was playing golf with me mate."
"And I was out with my girlfriend." Liam said, smiling cheekily.
"Oh, how's Sophia?" Ellen asked. "She's in town?"
Liam nodded. "A bit family problems going around."
"Have you met Sophia?" Ellen asked Zayn.
Zayn nodded. "Japp, and Jayn losht hew too."
Ellen cleared her throat. "About losing someone..." she looked pointedly at the boys. "Something you want to share?"
Liam smiled sheepishly "Nah, we're good."
"We got many questions involving what happened yesterday." Ellen continued, grinning. "You lost the poor cutie?"

Louis groaned. "No, well yes, but we found him too."
Zayn scowled. "No, Jayn found ywou."
"Is it true he called over an announcement?" Ellen asked.
Niall nodded, swallowing as he remembered how his heart had dropped in relief, shock, and sadness. Zayn had just sounded so broken.
"Who lost you, Zayn?" Ellen asked.
Zayn crossed his arms. "All of them."
Niall raised an eyebrow. The kid was starting to get sassy, and comfortable.
"Well, since you were scared that day Zayn, we're going to scare these four." Ellen grinned, whistling. A bear with sunglasses, a zombie mask on his face, and a gun in his hand just popped out of nowhere. Niall yelped, clutching Louis (who was laughing, mind you) tightly.
Harry looked simply surprised and Liam looked startled. Zayn was the only one who had been as scared as Niall.

He screamed, his face white. Zayn gulped, his hands clutching Louis's other arm tightly. "Ywou shcawed the liwing sheet of Jayn." he told Ellen.
Niall froze, his face turning red. Did...did Zayn just?
There was silence, and then Ellen spoke up. "Okay, who thought him that?" The crowd couldn't stop laughing, and Niall felt his ears growing hot too. The bear was long forgotten.
The boys turned their head slowly towards him, and Niall cleared his throat. "Eh, what?"
"You're Irish, just confess it." Ellen mused.
Niall chuckled nervously. "I didn't teach him that, right Zayn?"
Zayn grinned proudly and toothily. "Yeah, ywou did!"
Louis facepalmed, and Niall's neck grew hot.
"Nawiall, ywou look like a tomato!" Zayn laughed. "You don't say..." Niall mumbled.
"Zayn, that's not good to say." Liam said gently.

"What?" Zayn frowned. "Tomato?"
"No, what you said before." Harry said.
"Liwing sheet?" Zayn asked, looking confused. "Liwing sheet. Liwing sheeeeeeeeet."
Niall's eyes widened. What happened to the shy little kid?
"Eh, yeah." Liam said. "It's a bad word."
"But Nawiall shaid it." Zayn defended. Niall buried his head in his hands as the crowd laughed.
"Well that's why Niall is going to get punished later." Harry said, glaring at Niall.
Zayn's eyes widened. "Pwease, dwon't punish Nawiall. Am showwy, Jayn won't shay it again."
Niall bit his lip, feeling his heart sink. Zayn had thought a stronger kind of punishment. He noticed Louis place a hand on Zayn's hand, squeezing it gently.
"Well, Niall." Ellen said. "I won't be looking forward to after this interview if I were you."

"Well at least I didn't say fuck." Niall said bluntly.
The whole crowd groaned and the boys chorused, "Close your mouth, Niall!"
Zayn looked curiously at Niall. Probably wondering what he had said.
"We have a few minutes left, so I'm just going to give the results." Ellen said, trying to stifle a laugh. "It's a tie between Harry and Liam."
"Ok, let's do Rock Paper Scissors." Liam suggested. He grinned as he won with paper over rock.
"Congratulations Liam." Ellen told him, her voice sincere.
Liam nodded. "Why thank you."
"Zayn, promise me one thing?" Ellen said seriously.
"W-what?" Zayn asked, looking taken back.
"Say hi to Ziam and Roar from me." Ellen said, still in that serious tone. Niall cracked up and Zayn grinned. "Owkay!"
"Good to know everything is going well. I wish you guys all the luck." Elen smiled.

"Thank you." The boys said.
"One Direction everyone!"
Steal My Girl began to play and the boys waved. As the lights dimmed, Ellen smiled. "Well, that was eventful."
Niall snorted. "No shi-er yeah, I mean yeah."
"Niall, you really need to be careful around Zayn." Liam said sternly. "Yeah man, control your mouth." Harry said. Louis just shrugged. "Yeah. You heard them."
"Pweashe dwon't huwt Nawiall." Zayn cried.
"No no, we were just joking." Liam told him gently.
"Oh." Zayn blinked. He grinned mischievously, eyes shining. "Well then. Liwing sheet!" he yelled loudly, running away cracking up laughing.
The boys stood there frozen. "Eh, shouldn't we go after him?" Louis laughed.
Niall chuckled, and the boys jumped up after the three year old.

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