Baby "Jayn"

Q&A- pawt 1

Here are all of the questions for now! As I said this story is going to be long so another Q&A will probably appear when we get deeper into the plot!

Zayn
1. Why are you so cute?
Oh cute? Jayn dwon't knowsh. Jayn ish vewy cool too.

2. Zayn dear who out of all four boys is your most favorite one and why? Do you think you are ready to call them daddy? Can you give them that place?
C-call them daddy? Daddy ish mean and da boysh ish not! Jayn likesh all of them but Loueh ish annoy and Hawwy ish niche and Leeyum ish niche and Nawiall ish funny!
But shh, Jayn likesh Nawiall becaushe he ish niche to Jayn and tawksh funny, and he shmellsh like candy!

3. Why are you so cute?
Jayn dwon't know! Jayn can be vewy shcawy too not jusht cute.

4. Out of all the lads who do you like the best?
Jayn alweady shaid dat. Pwomishe ywou dwon't tell anyone? Pinky pwomishe...
It'sh Nawiall and Leeyum. Leeyum ish sho niche and Nawiall ish niche and Nawiall  tawksh funny and Leeyum ish wawm.

5. Zayn, if you could, would you just want a mum and dad, or do you think the boys are better?
Jayn would want a mum! Mum'sh awe niche so Jayn would want a niche mum, like Jayn'sh old mum! But daddy'sh awe mean sho no, Jayn have the boysh and give away da daddy.

6. Why are you so damn adorable?
Damn? Jayn dwon't know. Jayn jusht ish. What'sh damn? Jayn likesh dat...Damn! Damn niche! Damn Loueh! Damn cute!

7. Do you think of the boys as your family?
Yash! Leeyum shaid we awe a family and now Jayn doeshn't have to be afwaid because he ish not awone. Wali left and dad wash mean and mum left, but Jayn ish not awone anymowe.

8. Out of all the boys, who is your favorite?
Jayn told dish...wone...two...twee. Twee timesh! Jayn likes Nawiall vewy much and then Leeyum. But pwomishe ywou dwon't tell Hawwy? Jayn dwon't wanto be mean...

9. Which one of the boys irritates you the most?
Loueh, Loueh, Loueh, Loueh, Loueh, Damn Loueh, he damn ish damn adwowabwe and damn annoy! Hahaha.

10. Do you want Amanda as your sister?
Jayn mishesh Wali, but Amanda is niche and funny. And Jayn'sh only giwl fwiend (Shophia ish bowing, shhhh).

Amanda
1. Isn't Zayn the most adorable brother?
Yes, he is! Now I want my cousin to be a boy!

2. Do you want to pull more pranks on the boys with Zayn?
YES. It's fun with them. Mum, dad and Cecile are always so busy :(

Sophia
Why are you so boring?
I just don't have time, that doesn't mean I'm boring.

Louis
How could you kiss Harry in front of a lil' toddler?
Erhm well, it was an accident first of all. And Harry was asking for it!
I did send Zayn away though but then he ended up coming back so I guess he was asking for it too! (Oh shut up Liam, and stop laughing Niall!)

Niall
1. If you had to choose between Zayn and food, what would it be?
Ugh, hard one. I would need the food to stay alive, but then again I can't abandon Zayn. The poor lad has been through too much already. Oh well, I choose Zayn. (But food is next on my list!)

2. Have you cursed in front of Zayn since the shit incident?
Oh. Uhm well hehe, I kind of tend to curse a lot. The boys didn't say anything before Zayn, but now with him it's harder to keep my mouth shut. I feel proud to say that I've probably cursed once after that in front of Zayn. I was saying that it was so fucking cold outside and Louis slapped me on the back of my head. But Zayn was coloring in his book, he didn't notice so I think I'm good to go.

OT4
1. Do you regret adopting Zayn?
Harry: I don't exactly regret adopting him considering he seems happier now, and we've grown so attached to him, but I definitely think he'd have it better with an actual stable family...
Liam: no, not at all. Harry's words have caused my own thoughts to surface and I'm unsure about what will happen next. He seems to grow more comfortable with us day by day, and that's a good thing I guess.
Niall: Well, maybe a bit. Not in the sense of that, I LOVE Zayn and he's happy here but we can't provide everything for him. When it comes to money, yes. Love, affection, childhood and further? I'm not so sure...
Louis: Nice answer, Horan. Now I love the kid and I disagree with Liam, it's definitely a good thing that he is growing more comfortable. I don't regret adopting Zayn, but thoughts like the lads's do enter my mind and well...it's confusing.

2. If Zayn does something that he is not supposed to do which one of you do you think will be the first to step forward to discipline him?
Louis: I reckon Harry. He's all about good manners.
Niall: Liam, I think. Liam and Harry. I'll probably laugh in the corner as I watch them, haha.
Harry: Actually I think I'll give in. My bet is that it will either be Louis or Liam.
Liam: Harry.

3. Do you guys doubt your decision of adopting him?
Harry: doubt, yes. Regret, no.
Liam: same.
Louis: ditto.
Niall: I partly third that. Wait, is that a word?
Louis: Partly, or that you third it? And why is partly even in your sentence, it shouldn't be!
Niall: ...

4. Why do yo think Zayn can't have a normal family? Guys you are amazing, you can make Zayn be with you guys.
Harry: Thank you very much, I guess we're just new to taking full care of such a little soul.
Niall: HAHAHAHA
Louis: ignore him. that's nice of you to say, love. I honestly don't think we'll be normal in anyway and neither that we can provide Zayn that normality.
Liam: I agree with Louis on this one, to be honest.

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