Kuroo x reader (HAIKYU FANFIC)

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"Stop pushing me I'm doing it now.." y/n mumbles, shoving Kaori away from her. They are stood at the entrance to one of the 'game rooms' , where there is water, some small snacks, vending machines and even pillows on the couches. "There's no one even in here.."

"Just go sit for a bit and wait, then when the times right get up and 'accidentally' leave the sheet of paper where you were sat," the other girl explains with a sinister smile on her lips.

"Fine fine, I got it. I'm excited to see what they think the list is," y/n responds, heading over towards one of the couches and plopping down against a fluffy pillow. "See you later," Kaori waves, immediately leaving the girl by herself.

Within a mere 5 minutes, teammates from all teams begin to cluster into the room - sweaty and panting for water. Y/N looks up when she hears someone call her name, making eye contact with Bokuto who has an out-of-breath Kuroo trailing behind him.

'Ohmygod. Why does he look so good like that? Have I really became such a simp even when someone's drinking water??'

"Hey," the girl smiles politely, moving up so there's space for the 3 of them on the small couch. "Where'd you..go earlier?" Kuroo asks between small pants, collapsing next to her on his back.

"Oh uh, Kaori wanted my help with something. We sorted it all out now," she lies.

He nods like he doesn't believe her, but hasn't got the energy to protest or object her response. "Did you guys just play against each-other? Who won?"

The rooster shoots out of his position, now sitting up rigidly. "We did - but this motherfucker won't accept it-"

"YOU DIDN'T WIN YOU ONLY GOT THAT POINT BY DEFAULT! MY SHOES WEREN'T TIED PROPERLY-"

The two continue to bicker, leaving y/n to sit there dumbfounded. "Right.." she mumbles, a confused smile on her face. Seeing her opportunity to escape, she slowly stands up, making sure to leave the list in her wake. "Well, see you later." She rushes, striding out of the room.

Within a few minutes she's bombarded by the other managers who were waiting in the kitchen, beginning to prepare dinner. "Did you do it? Who did you leave it with?!"

"I left it next to Kuroo & Bokuto. How do you think they will react?" She smirks.

"Bokuto will probably start crying when he finds out he wasn't number 1 on everyone's list," Kiyoko says nonchalantly, a water bottle in her hand.

"So true - at-least he has Kaori." Y/N snickers, mouth wide in a true smile. Something she hadn't felt in a while. She was beginning to be glad that she came here, being with her fiends like this was nice - even if she knew her social battery was going to run out soon.

"Heyy.." kaori whines in protest, her cheeks a soft pink.

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"What's that?" Bokuto says, perking up from his seat and eagerly reaching over to where Karasunos manager had been sat only moments before - snatching the piece of paper left behind by her.

"What? What is it?" Kuroo asks, frustrated at himself, and the owl-head, for getting in the way of his opportunity to speak to y/n.

"A list? It has the captains names on it." He says confused, tilting his head.

"Oya?" Kuroo sits up, snatching the paper out of his friends hand. His eyes shoot up in mild shock and confusion as he reads the 4 sets of lists.

"Is it y/n's? What could it mean?" Bokuto questions, in utter confusion.

"No, it's not her writing..? You don't think..."

"A LIST OF WHO SHE WANTS TO DATE?" Bokuto exclaims, pointing his fingers at the rooster opposite him.

"..." kuroo mentally facepalms.

"No...Call the other captains over," he orders, sitting back into his seat with a small gesture towards the others.

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16.07.25
Told you I'd update, are u proud of me 🥰 I should be asleep rn but I stayed up to write this tiny ass chapter - better than nothing tho sooo

unedited ofc (will I ever edit the chapters beforehand? Who knows.)