Totally Random Jokes

#133

A.n. I really need to get my priorities straight.

Lol... So I'm going to be on vacation for a few days and I don't know if the hotel will have free wifi without a sign-in needed. So that means probably no updates. :( 

But on a lighter note... If I were to make a larry stylinson fanfiction, would any of you read it? This means that I would have to discontinue or delete some of the stories I no longer have inspiration for, of course. I already have so many started and it's hard to keep up.

For those of you unfamiliar with larry stylinson, it's a bromance / romance, depending on how you look at it, between two members of the band One Direction.

This will probably use fetus (younger) Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, because you don't hear that much of their suffering "relationship" nowadays with the whole "Louis gets this Briana chic pregnant" and all.

Anyways, if you don't like the band, are uncomfortable by bromances turning into romances or gay relationships, you don't have to read it. I'm just wondering. The fanfiction will probably be a hybrid cat a.u. Those of you who are interested, please comment now! :)

If you read all of that, put a smiley face after any of your comments. Now for the actual update...

What do you call a fat psychiatrist?

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A fourchin teller! 

A.n. Get it? Instead of a fortune teller? My friend Bri told that joke to me and my friends today and it took me about a full 30 seconds before I actually got it. If you need me to explain it to you, don't worry. I don't think anyone got it right away, haha.

Vote please? :)