A.n. Yass more pickup lines!!!!
This one is from my bfflcybacp Hailey, or @Soccerluv808. THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAV!!! P.s. That stands for best friend for live 'cause you both are crazy psychos. You know it guuuurl.
Alright, vote please!!! This is like number 357 or something in humor and I'm dying thanks so much!!
P.s. Stop pointing out my mistakes here and on my other stories, and the fact that I have muted out swear words. That was clearly not a mistake, and one of you is hanging by your last thread. I am this close to muting you.
K enjoy! ;) P.s.. This is kind of dirty...
\(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/ like da booty.
What has 142 teeth and is holding back the Incredible Hulk? MY ZIPPER!
A.n. I DIED OMG. That's obviously one a guy says to a girl because if it was the other way around it would be strange. Funny, but strange.
Vote my minions!
Peace ✌
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Totally Random Jokes
RandomThe title is self explanatory. I hope you laugh your butts off. :) A.n. All credit goes to me and the internet. Don't steal the original ones I made up. Thanks and enjoy!
