#144

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A.n. I haven't updated in like four years. My apologies.

School is h#ll so yeah. :)

Learning in school like:

In school: 4 + 3 = 7

Homework: 156(34 + 7) / 1746(34.56) = approximately 126.60 (A.n. Do not correct me I have done this a few times)

Test: If Johnny has five apples, and I have sixteen pencils, what is the mass of the sun in relationship the gravitational orbit of the moon and potatoes? 

Answer to test question: Purple, because there are 7 ways too cook pancakes on the roof, and aliens don't wear hats.

A.n. Please don't ruin the joke in the comments section . . .

P.s. I messed up the order again so this will be #144 but it might change kapeesh?


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