Totally Random Jokes

#36

A.n. Guess whoooooo???????  I'm back everyone, no need to panic.  I saw some funny stuff these past few days that gave me inspiration.

First, my sister actually made this one up while day dreaming herself marrying the boys in One Direction.  So remember that when you read this, 'cause it won't make sense without that bit of background info.  P.s., I don't want to hear any Directionators, or haters of 1D for those of you who don't know, so if I get one mean comment about it I don't care who you are I will delete your comment and hit the mute button so you can't have any contact with me or comment on any of my stories.  So my advice is....  No hate.  If I get any dramatic comments about people stating their opinion and how irrational I'm being and whatnot, same rules apply.  I understand you all have your own opinions, seriously.  Unfortunately (I guess?), this is my story, not your message board to express your deepest thoughts about life.  I mean, you can tell me stuff....  But still.

Okay....  Here it is.

Remember, credit goes to my lil' sis!:)

This rhyme came into my head for the Directioners reactions when I marry 1D:

A, B, C, D, E, F, G,

1D fans are chasing me.

They love Harry, Niall, Louis, Zayn,

They also have a crush on Liam Payne.

Now I'm running for my life,

A crazy-obsessed fan has a knife. 

A.n. Think about the gummy bear song I put in this book, that's where she got the base from.  That and it's basically the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Ba Ba Black Sheep's tunes.

Which are all the same as I've already informed you.

Since me and my sister share an account, I'm not gonna dedicate this update to myself.  You'll see what I do.

So vote comment, fan, follow and whatever else I missed.

Also, try not to trip, slip or stumble over flat surfaces, because even though it takes a huge amount of skill the outcome is not always fun.

Bie babes ✌

ILY.......

Maria xx