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A.n. Sorry, another one scary movies.  Mama's on a roll.......

MINEEEEE!!!!!

The first one to check out any suspicious noises in a horror movie is also the first to die.  If you're ever at a party and hear any weird noises, make sure your mortal enemy goes first.

A.n. "After you!"  Works every time:)  

Don't ask how I know this.

P.s., If there is a #19 after this part, my appoligies.  This issue is addressed in my author's note after #20, so please ignore it.  Thanks.

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