A.n. Heyyyy guys. I realized I stopped telling you which of the jokes were mine and which I made up. So I'll go back and edit those later.
But for right now, enjoy and remember to vote!! ಠ~ಠ Or he will cry.
This one is from a Teenager Post on the internet. Off of Google. Shocking.
Walking out of a store without buying anything and thinking, "They're probably going to think I stole something."
A.n. Just try not to look guilty. Lol.
But just now there's this guy who works at the store who somehow is following me and my family. Like...
R.A.P.E!! GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM ME!
And mom yelled at me because some lady decided she wanted to embarrass me by shouldering her way by me and saying all sweetly, "Excuse me."
She could clearly see that I had earbuds in! Like sorry honey, not moving!!! It's so crowded in here I'm going to have a heart attack. Like, really.
Me and crowded places don't get along. Plus I saw him and the lady again.
Kmn.
ಠ_ಥ *eye twitches*
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Totally Random Jokes
RandomThe title is self explanatory. I hope you laugh your butts off. :) A.n. All credit goes to me and the internet. Don't steal the original ones I made up. Thanks and enjoy!
