Yin and Yang (Detentionaire) *slow updates*

Episode 16. The Cam-didate

[Biffy and Kimmie are walking past the football field. They have brought their pets with them.]
Kimmie: "We haven't walked to school together in like, a million years."

Biffy: "It's really more like three, but who's counting?"

Kimmie: "Awesome leash! Where'd ya get it?"

Biffy: "I, uh, sorta made it?"

Kimmie: [disbelieving] "You made this? Please. You could never make something this cool. The only thing you're good at, is wearing that dumb hat."

Biffy: "Whatever. Like you're so much better than me."

Kimmie: "Actually, I am." [She puts her dog in her purse.] "I'm better at being pretty, popular, manipulative, not wearing dumb hats–oh, wait. There is one thing you're better at. Eating my dust!" [She kicks dirt into Biffy's face and runs off.]

Biffy: [coughing] "Hey! Hey you cheated!"

Lee: [popping out of a bush] "Who cheated?"

Biffy: [fast] "Nobody cheated, I wasn't talking to anyone." [realizing] "Uh, what're you doing there?"

Lee: "I'm using the ninja route to avoid running into Cam. I just can't deal with the whole my best friend set me up for the prank thing."

Biffy: [awkward] "Ffft, yeah, uh, speaking of avoiding, you know that whole not wanting people to know I have friends thing?" [He puts his cat in his backpack.]

Lee: [nodding] "Gotcha. I'll count to ten." [Biffy begins walking away.] "One. Two. Three..."

[ Meanwhile at the front of  the school entrance Holger enters school normally.]
Tina: [over the intercom] "Would the following students report to Room 113b? Lou Black, Deuce Markowitz and Jenny Jergens."
[Lee spots Holger and attempts to get his attention.]

Lee: "Holg. Holg? Holger!" [He taps Holger's shoulder to get his attention.]

Holger: [scared] "Oh, forfluefen! Oh! HI LEE!"

Lee: "Why are you yelling?"

Holger: [pointing at his ears] "PANCAKE EARPLUGS!"

Lee: [taking the earplugs out] "Why?"

Holger: "My ears are sad from listening about bad Cam. And pancake makes me happy."

Lee: "Holger, I tried to tell you this last night. His shoeprint matched the–" [Holger puts up his hand.] "Okay, okay! No more bad-talking Cam."

Holger: "Yay!" [pulling a pancake out of his backpack] "Take ze friendship pancake."

Lee: [taking a piece] "Ugh. Thanks Holg. I'll uh, cherish this until it goes bad, which I'm pretty sure was yesterday."

[Holger giggles happily. Meanwhile, Cam is hanging with the cool kids.]
Camillio: "And I was all, no way hombre, that piñata is a toilet!"

Kimmie: "Hey, has anyone seen Brad today? His locker is looking especially decorative."

[Two bouquets of roses, a lit candle, and a picture of Brad are sitting outside of his locker.]
Dickie: "He's at home, with the cold." [Several female mourners are seen.]