Mrs. Dawkins (The Artful Dodger) [TBS]

Part 54

We tried, truly in earnest, we tried. I'm sure the average couple would not have put this much effort or given this many attempts. There were so many rogue elements that were simply impossible to line up so perfectly to get this to work.

The thin single bed, on a metal frame, with rusted bed springs, the thinnest mattress known to man, a scratchy blanket and thin sheets. The shelf was littered with items next to the bed, a low slanted ceiling close enough to the bed for heads to be bumped, and a hard, splintery floor to fall off onto. 

Barely enough space in the bedroom to even get half of the many layers of my dress off, not that it stopped Jack, after all, his pants were easy to get off. 

But after a few elbows, leg cramps, hair drags, and various other complaints that could have made any nurses who heard us confused over whether Jack and I were trying to fuck or fight. 

We gave up and lay on the bed, the only way that we could fit, with him on his back and me literally lying between his legs. His chest bare, his trousers undone but tugged up, suspenders left to linger around his hips. My underdress and corset all that remained, his hand in my hair. 

"Well... That was a..." He began,

"Catastrophe?"

"Yeah, kinda,"

"We are not doing this again."

"Wh-what?!" 

"In your bed, my bed is fine." 

"Oh, thank god-" He gasped, "Don't do that, you scared me, Darling." He smiled, kissing my forehead, 

"Scared you?" I laughed, 

"Umm, don't even toy with me about taking that away from me," He smirked, "at this point, your body is essential for my survival." he cooed, slapping my backside.

I squealed a little, blushing hard. "Jack!"

"What?" he playfully protested, "Come on, you can't expect me not to give my wife a little slap on the arse every once in a while,"

"Just not so hard,"

"Fine, then don't give me reason to spank you," he whispered,

"We need to get back to the house." I remind him,

"Umm... true, back to that nice, big bed of yours." he smirked, "Where we shall... try this again?"

I playfully rolled my eyes and gave his lips a tender kiss, "Only if you let me ride." 

He scoffed, "Oh, darling... You can ride any time you want." he smirked, giving my backside another firm slap,

"Hey! Let's go." I told him sternly, getting up to get my clothes.

"So cruel to me, even after the second sexiest thing I've ever done," He whined, leaning the back of his hand against his forehead and throwing his head back,

"Don't be so dramatic, Jack." I laughed, throwing him his shirt,