"When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg." – Snoop Dogg
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"Hello?"
"Hey, person of mutual hatred."
"Oh, it's you."
"Why do you sound so disappointed?"
"Why shouldn't I?"
"We can add that question to the mystery of life, along with how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
"Uh, why?"
"'Cos no one knows how much wood that woodchuck can chuck. No one."
"Stop blabbering or I'll chuck you across the room. How did you manage to call me again?"
"Wow, feisty. Ever heard of a mishap called a butt dial?"
"Ugh, I wish I hadn't asked."
"Sushi."
"What the hell are you on about?"
"Is your name Sushi? You sound like your name would be Sushi."
"What kind of unfortunate kid would ever be named Sushi? What is wrong with you? Oh wait, everything. I forgot, silly me."
"Are you being discriminative towards Japanese delicacies? That's mean."
"What does math have to do with this?"
"What?"
"What?"
"..."
"..."
"Oh, my break's almost over. I need to work another shift at the ice cream store. See you around, Sushi!"
"Don't call me Su–"
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
