"Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." – Jim Fiebig
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"I have a speech tomorrow, what do I do?"
"Do a rap!"
"Absolutely not."
"C'mon, I'd pay to see that."
"Well, what are your speeches usually about?"
"Global warming and economy issues."
"Wait, really?"
"Hell no, I usually fake sickness and stay home on the day."
"Wait, what do you mean? Do you have a fear of public speaking or something?"
"Mmhm."
"Wait, but you're so–"
"Incredibly handsome and alluring?"
"Excruciatingly obnoxious and loud."
"Wow, thanks."
"..."
"..."
"Did you just hang up?"
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
