"Life is like an 6-slice apple pie at a 12-guest dinner banquet. If you just sit back and wait for it to come to you, chances are, you're going to miss dessert." – Donald L. Hicks, Look into the stillness
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P.S. #304 in Short Story <3
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"Do you know how to exterminate children?"
"Throw 'em in a fire and roast 'em like a turkey."
"I'll ponder on that."
"Out of interest, why do you ask?"
"My younger brother is putting swirls of whipped cream on my freshly washed hair."
"Wow, that's immature. Even coming from me, the king of immaturity."
"Yep, what an asshole, right?"
"Throttle him with caution. He seems like a mischievous brat."
"That's because he is, and– Brandon, stop doing that before I shove your head in a sink full of dirty soap water!"
"Sounds like you guys are having fun!"
"Oh yes, we are! Brandon, you stupid fu–"
"Ooh, you swore in front of a kid! Shall I wash your mouth out with soap now?"
"If you dare to do that, I'll shove the soap down your throat."
"I wonder what soap tastes like."
'You'll find out soon enough."
"Wow, you're kind."
"I hate you."
"Je le sais, mademoiselle."
"Oh, for god's sake, Brandon!"
"What did he do this time?"
"Brandon, I am going to kill yo–"
"Sushi? Did you just hang up on me?"
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