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"I'm hungry."
"Thank you for telling me this unnecessary information, Fletcher."
"I'm really hungry."
"Uh huh."
"I'm just so hungry!"
"Right."
"I want to eat some sushi."
"You... want to eat me?"
"What?"
"What?"
"That sounds so dirty. Don't you say those non-innocent words ever again! Stay innocent, my dear Sushi!"
"You brought that one on yourself, dude."
"Oh, whatever. I just want to buy a pizza, cram the entire thing in my mouth, and then sleep for a week straight. I'm so freaking tired."
"You, Fletcher the Ice Cream Boy, just described my life in two sentences."
"Suuuuuuuuushi..."
"Assholeeeeeeee..."
"Do you wanna make a pizzaaaaaaa? Come on, let's go and baaaaaaaaaaake!"
"I've never seen you here at all, you're such a bore, can you please just go awaaaaaaay?"
"What's your name?"
"You ruined it, asshole."
"I don't careeee! What they're going to saaaaaay! Let Sushi rage on... if only she'd tell me her naaaaame!"
"All right, all right. You don't have a bad voice, chump. Not bad singing."
"Why thank you, my dear Sushi."
"Emily."
"What?"
"Call me Emily."
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
