"Everyone has a price. Mine is chocolate." – Unknown
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"Before you start screaming at me for–"
"Flip-Flop-Fletcher, you absolute asshole of a human being!"
"–Hanging up on you–"
"Seriously, why the hell did you–"
"Willyoujustletmefinish?!"
"Ugh, whatever, go ahead."
"Thank you."
"Just know that I'm not any less angry."
"Noted, beloved Sushi."
"Good."
"Hey, why don't you go out to Henderson Park?"
"Uh, why?"
"Because–"
"Because what?"
"You'll see!"
"Ugh, the things I do for you. I can't believe I've put up with your crap for so long."
"Of course you do these things for me! I'm gloriously humorous, my voice is as luxurious as Morgan Freeman reading the phone book, and I'm a smokin' hot guy. What's not to love?"
"I hate you so much."
"I swear it's impossible to make you appreciate my existence."
"Yes, and I'd like to keep it that way."
"Not for long, Sushi, not for long."
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Waffle Cones (#1)
Short Story"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." ...
