Two Pepes. One Direction. [Discontinued]

Chapter Two - The Contestants

6 Hours Later

The boys and Ryan finally land at the X-Factor studios. Waiting for them there was Simon.

"Those are my money making boys.
I hope you win this competition." Simon said

"Uhh, yeah about that," Liam interrupted "Why do we have to compete in this competition? I don't want to be here."

"Yeah. You have to compete for views obviously. And you kinda... can't leave." Simon pulled out a scroll and showed it to the boys.

"If you look closely, this is your contract. In Amendment 7,Section A, Paragraph C it clearly states that I own you guys and your mortal souls." Simon cheerfully said

"Dammit Louis, I told you to read the contract." Liam exclaimed

"That's not my fault," Louis shrugged "You know I don't like reading and I wanted to play Dance Dance Revolution."

Simon cleared his throat. "Anyways that isn't important. The real question is why are there only 4 of you? Either there was 5 members or I was doing to much cocain- I mean cough drops."

All four members of One Direction turned into the Feels Guy and started to look at their feet. He (with the nice hair and dashing good looks) Who Shall Not Be Named left the group and made them much sad face. Simon and Ryan looked at each other. Everyone held their position for about 4 minutes.

"Uhhhhhhhhhh," Ryan interrupted their moment, "Anyways we should introduce you guys to the other contestants." Ryan motioned to the backstage dressing rooms.

One Direction walked towards the back. Ryan motioned for the other contestants to come near. Two blondes walked forward.

"These two should look familiar to you guys." Ryan said cheerfully

The blondes did in fact look familiar. The blondes were Meghan Trainor and Igloo Australia (Itchy Areola?) (Irrelevant Arse??) (Iggy Azuzu???) Iggy Azalea????) (Who cares?)

"Oh. Did you guys get dragged into this like we did?" Liam asked.

"Nah." Meghan replied "My album didn't sell so well. So I decided to come on the X-Factor to start over."

"And you Iggy?" Liam questioned

"Umm, I ain't shit."

"True. True." Niall said

"Anywaysssss," Ryan intertwined "the next contestants" A boy with pink hair and a white scarf walked up.

"Mah name is Nawtsue Dragkneel. Mah speciallyity is supa hot fiyah." Natsu drawled

"You're missing...umm." Niall motioned to his nose. Liam just shook his head no.

"Place and time buddy. Place and time..." Liam patted Niall's back. Niall still looked confused on why Natsu was missing an important facial feature.

A short girl in a yellow shirt approached. "My name's Kayla Newman but you can call me Peaches Monroee. The most important thing about me are my always on fleek eyebrows." She walked to the other side of the group.

Up next was a nice smiling blonde lady with yogurt walked up. "I'm T200O5987. I am apart of the elite group called 'Ones of those who enjoy yogurt too much' I can be extremely happy when I'm eating yogurt or when yogurt is in my presence."

"Yuck. I hate yogurt." Louis exclaimed

T200O5987's eyes rolled to the back of her head and started to become black with a pentagram in the middle. "I sense the weak," she said in multiple voices "We must destroy the one who doesn't enjoy the holy dairy product called Yo-gurt."