Two Pepes. One Direction. [Discontinued]

Chapter Five - You Got Games On Yo Phone

One Direction huffed exhausted of the crazy day they had last week. Pepe was dead and Louis was responsible. They swore never to tell and used a blood pact they found on WikiHow to make it official.

They were surprised there wasn't any backlash from the media or Simon. They hadn't showed up for the X-Factor and also the most popular contender was missing. They were on their way to Harry's flat to Putlocker and Chill. When they were about a block away when a black van drove up beside them.

"Goddamn it. Not this shit again." Niall huffed

But instead of the two teenage girls they were expecting, out came a swat team.

"DELTA TO OMEGA. DELTA TO OMEGA. WE SEE THE PACKAGES." One yelled.

"GET IN THE VAN." Another one yelled pushing the boys towards and into the black van. The doors were closed shut and the van skidded off.

"Jesus Christ. What is all this about?" Liam asked.

In the back of the van with them was Simon Cowell on his iPad.  Simon clapped his hands together.

"Boys. Sorry for this big inconvenience. We needed a discreet way of getting you guys to come with us."

"Because 5 black vans and a swat team snatching a world famous bit band off the streets is discreet." Louis commented.

"Ahh. Lewis Tomlenson. Oh, how I never really cared for your sass or you matter of factly."

"Ouch..." Louis mumbled

"Anyways you guys are maybe wondering why you're here or why you haven't been called back to the X-Factor lately." Simon looked up from his tablet and at the boys, "Well, it's because a contestant is missing. A very important contestant."

"Haha," Niall laughed nervously "Are you pranking us or something, Simon?"

"No. You numbskulls would fall for the never ending scarf trick. I wouldn't put this much effort. This is real and is happening."

"Where are we going? Usually detectives would just show up at your door and ask questions when someone's missing."  Liam

" The person missing is much more serious than that. We needed extra precautions and we can't let the public know."

"Is the person missing Doritos? That would be tragic and although he threatened Niall I'll still miss him." Louis asked anxiously

"No Louis it's not fucking Doritos. We can get another Doritos at CVS and nobody would be able to tell the difference."

"That was harsh." Niall commented

Simon huffed "This is an investigation where we actually have to work."

"Then who is it?" Liam asked with a straight face

"Its President Pepe."

"Wait...hold on. President?"

"Yes. President?"

"President of what? Of a school?"

"Yes, he's the president of a school Liam. We're all high school students in a real life fanfiction au. No you simpleton, he's the fucking president of a country."