Two Pepes. One Direction. [Discontinued]

Chapter Three - Rollin' Hatin'

Two Months Later

The boys walked out of the ice cream shop. They all walked out with their delicious treats.

"I kinda see why you brought us here Niall. This ice cream is great." Louis exclaimed

"Yeah because I heard they were the best in town." Niall responded while staring into a camera finishing up a commercial.

"Yeahhhhh. Okay." Liam said while walking around Niall "So anyways, what time do we start taping the show?"

"At 9:00." Niall said running to catch up with the rest of the boys.

"Perfect it's only 7:45 so we have enough time." Louis said cheerfully

"I can't believe we actually stay on that show. This season was absolute trash" Niall said putting his hands on his head

"We couldn't leave if we tried. And a lot of people actually watched this season. But I still can't believe we have a smaller fan base than a frog." Liam sighed

"Yeah...tumblr sure does love their Pepe. Do you think we could lose this?" Louis asked

"If we do we're screwed. Simon said he could cut us off."

"It's fine as long as we make it in the top 3.... Like last time." Nail stated

"Like last time..." Louis muttered

Behind One Direction was a black van they had no idea that was following them the entire time. (Which is quite ridiculous when you think about it because normal person would notice a fucking car trailing them. I mean like come on your famous, you should be wary of crazy stalkers.) Out of the van jumped out a figure in complete black and a ski mask.

"OPERATION COBRA IS A GO." The figure said before lunging at Harry

"Uhh, mate? You have a little something on your back." Liam pointed out

Harry turned around to reveal a small person on his back.

"OI. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" The person asked

"Running 'round leaving scars" Niall continued in a sing song voice

"NO. CALLING ME LITTLE. I'M 110 POUNDS AND I'M 5'2! I mean in certain shoes I'm 5'2 and in my favorite heels~ NEVER MIND THATS NOT IMPORTANT." The person yelled "YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!" it tugged on Harry's shirt

Harry picked the person up by the collar and took off the ski mask. Behind the mask was a teenage girl with curly hair.

"Uhh,who are you?" Liam asked

"Maybe I can answer all your questions if you just get in my van." She responded

"We'll pass on that." Louis stated "We kinda have somewhere to be."

"WELL SO DO I THIS RENTAL ENDS AT 10!"

Out of the van can out another girl that was a bit taller and chubby with tan skin.

"HEY TIDDYANNIHILATOR69 WHATS THE HOLD UP? I WANT TO WATCH THAT NEW EPISODE OF SVU TONIGHT!"

"THEY DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE VAN!"

"I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KIDNAPPING NOT A ASK-THEM-NICELY-TO-GET-IN-A-VAN-AND-TAKE-AWAY-THEIR-FREEDOM-ING"

"Wait..." Liam interrupted "This was supposed to be a kidnapping?"

"Yeah, but things don't always go to plan." Tiddy huffed

"OR MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCK UP" the girl in the van yelled

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

"I THINK I'M SHARKIESHA MUTHAFUCKING JONES."

"OH YEAH WELL~"

Liam turned to Louis and whispered "Call the police please. This is getting out of hand."

"Aww." Niall pouted "Are we going to press charges? I she's adorable and didn't actually do anything."

"Who do you think you're talking to you burnt cheddar biscuit." Tiddy replied

Niall poked her cheek and Tiddy tried to claw at him.

"Guys come on, it's almost time for the show. We gotta go." Liam said

"UHHHHH. We don't even want to be on the show Liam."

"Thanks to someone..." Liam glared in Louis' direction "We sold our soul to Simon so we have to be there or else."

"But look at what happened when we did sell it. We're rich and famous and all our dreams came true." Louis flailed his arms in the air

"Awww" Tiddy cooed

Sharkiesha scoffed "I don't even know why you even tried to kidnap them. $*&% isn't even with the band anymore. He had bars and was the cutest one." Sharkiesha said

One Direction and Tiddy all had much sad face. They keep mentioning his name and it was making them feel not very super.

"THAT DOESNT MATTER. I STILL WANT THEM IN MY BASEMENT" Liz yelled

"Maybe we should just go with them." Louis suggested

"What?!" almost everyone yelled.

"I mean do you really want to go back? To the X-Factor I mean. Everyone is fucking insane or mean. Only a handful of people are nice."

Harry just shrugged and put Tiddy down and walked into the van.

"Harry. What are you doing?" Liam questioned

Harry just looked down at his phone and started playing Candy Crush. Louis followed after. Niall and Liam looked at each other still unsure wether to go or not.

"Oh fuck it." Niall said and walked into the van while dragging Liam with him.

"YAY! Things didn't go according to plan but it's still a victory!" Tiddy exclaimed

"Uhh, just to let you know.... we're not going into your basement." Liam clarified

"Alright fair enough." Tiddy shrugged
She got into the passenger's side and let Sharkiesha start up the vehicle. "And by the way my name isn't Tiddy. It's Teddy. Well legally it will be in two months"

Niall raised his hand.

"Yes my parents were off their shit when they named me."

Niall put his hand down. Liam turned to Louis.

"So why are we running away from the X-Factor?" He asked

"Liam did you pay any attention? We're competing against anime characters and a fucking Doritos Bag."

Niall shivered. "Doritos Bag told me my ass would be grass if I ever crossed it again."

"Don't forget Hello Kitty planned to make you her bitch." Louis pointed out

Niall curled up into a ball. "Not helping."

"And also not to mention Simon took my heelys. You take away my heelys you take away my swag." A single tear rolled down his face. "I was Rollin' and he was hatin'. "

"Alright fine. We'll go with Tiddy and Sharkiesha for now." Liam huffed. "What could possibly go wrong?"

Everyone in the car looked into camera and whispered "foreshadowing". As a transition to the next scene they all did jazz hands.

5 Minutes Earlier

Green fingers snapped from the shadows. Out of the alley by the Ice Cream Shop walked out Pepe the Frog. He looked over his sunglasses at the departing black van. He got out his flip phone and started to make a call.

"This memes war." Pepe whispered into the phone. Pepe snapped even more. He then closed his phone. Pepe had the valet bring around his car. Pepe's car was a mint-condition Barbie Jeep. Pepe started trailing the black van.

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