Two Pepes. One Direction. [Discontinued]

Chapter Four - Pimp Hand Strong

Pepe finally reached Tiddy's house on his Barbie trike. It took almost forever but no job is too hard for the Pepe the Frog. Pepe looked inside the window. The group was watching tv, braiding each other's hair, and waxing each other's eyebrows.

"Unacceptable" Pepe muttered and went to the back of the house.

Meanwhile the boys inside were oblivious to the meme's presence.

"Hey Harry, can you pass the salsa please?" Niall asked

Harry slid the salsa across the floor trying not to move too much because Sharkiesha was putting his hair into box braids.

All of a sudden, the electricity went out.

"Uhhh... Tiddy? Does this happen often?"

"No. Of course not." Tiddy looked outside "It's not a blackout. All the other houses on the street are fine."

"Maybe we blew a circuit." Liam suggested

"We barely have anything plugged in and turned on. I highly doubt that." Niall stated

"Umm guys." Louis said in an uneasy voice. He pointed towards the door. "What are thoooooosssseee?" From underneath the door seeped smoke.

Louis noticed the smoke a bit too late. One by one all of them passed out. Liam was the last on to lose consciousness and notice a green figure coming in from the door.

A While Later

The boys from One Direction slowly regained their consciousness.

"Nice." Pepe said as he peeled his banana. One Direction was tied up on the floor. Tiddy (Teddy Roosevelt) and Sharkiesha was tied to chairs.

"Hue hue hue." Pepe snickered "You're probably all wondering why I'm here.... It's because I'm in the muthatrucking title and I'm not in the story enough."
Pepe looked from the top of his sunglasses

"God fucking damn it. Why do we have to break the fourth wall? This isn't Chowder. We just can't do that shit." Niall huffed "And you being barely in the story has nothing to do with us."

Pepe whipped off his sunglasses and licked his lollipop. "Tch. Watch yo profamity. Also, That's not the only thing I wanted to ask you about." Pepe reached into his Dora backpack and took out a folder labeled 'Fefe' Pepe took out a picture and showed it to the boys "This is my mortal enemy...Fefe the Scorpion. A little birdie told me you guys talked to him before."

"Umm. I don't associate with scorpions. Probably because they're poisonous." Niall said matter of factly

"Actually they're venomous..."Liam stated "If something bites you and you die it's venomous. If you bite something and die it's poisonous."

"Oh good to kno~" Niall started

"So anyways... Fefe. Mortal enemy and all I know you've seen him."

"Wait... you're on the X-Factor with us. You should know that we never met Fefe."

"That is true. But we barely talk to each other. Also..." Pepe licked the barrel of his gun "just one little test to make sure you guys are 💯."
Pepe pointed the gun at Harry.

"Just to make sure I'm getting the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" Pepe wriggled his eyebrows

"You're insane." Liam stated