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Off topic chapter!

KIMETSU BLOOPER REEL #1 — “Demons, Lines, and Chaos”

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[Scene 1: Forgotten Line]
Y/N stands dramatically in the moonlight, facing Kokushibo.
Y/N: “If the world burns, I will still—” pauses, blinking “Wait, what was I supposed to say again?”
Kokushibo, breaking character, starts chuckling behind his hand before bursting into laughter.
Y/N (pouting): “Author! Line, please!”
Author (off-screen): “It’s ‘I will still protect it!’”
Y/N: “Right, right… Wait, why are you laughing?”
Kokushibo (still laughing): “Because this is the fifth time you’ve forgotten it, little one.”
Y/N: “Shut up, mister six-eyes!”

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[Scene 2: The Bite Incident]
Y/N sits peacefully with Douma resting his head on her lap.
Douma (smiling sweetly): “You’re surprisingly comfy, Y/N~”
Y/N: “That’s because you’re not—AAAHHHHHHHHH!”
Douma suddenly bites her thigh.
Y/N (screaming): “DOUMA! MY LEG!”
Douma (mouth still full): “Mmph—sorry! You just smell nice!”
Cut to Douma flying across the set as Y/N throws him with demon strength.
Author: “And that’s a wrap on Douma’s last working kneecap!”

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[Scene 3: Akaza’s Romantic Gesture]
Camera pans to Akaza, who’s crouched down with a little bag full of stones.
Akaza (to himself): “Okay, penguins give stones to their mates… maybe it’ll work for Y/N…”
He looks up nervously and walks toward Y/N, who’s still yelling at Douma across the set.
Akaza (timidly): “Um… I got you… some rocks?”
Y/N (confused): “Are—are you proposing to me?”
Douma (from the floor): “If you don’t want the penguin, I’ll take him~”
Akaza: “NOT A PENGUIN!”

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[Scene 4: Nezuko Joins the Chaos]
Nezuko jumps into the shot holding a coffee cup with her muzzle off.
Nezuko: “I’m just here for the snacks.”
Everyone freezes.
Tanjiro (off-screen): “WAIT—SHE CAN TALK?!”
Author: “CUT! Nezuko, wrong timeline again! Tanjiro, grab your sister!”

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[Scene 5: Kokushibo’s Wig Problem]
Kokushibo’s hairpiece slips mid-scene.
Kokushibo (gritting teeth): “My… hair…”
Y/N (barely holding laughter): “It’s sliding off like a jellyfish.”
Kokushibo: “Don’t. You. Dare.”
Douma (snickering in the background): “Need some glue, pretty boy?”

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[Scene 6: Douma’s Revenge]
Douma: “You threw me too hard, Y/N.”
Y/N: “You bit me!”
Douma: “Fair trade?”
Y/N: “Absolutely not.”

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[Scene 7: Akaza vs. Microphone]
Akaza gives a serious line, but the mic above his head keeps dropping.
Akaza: “I’ll protect her with my—” BOOP mic hits his forehead
Akaza: “Ow—who’s operating this thing?!”
Crew member: “Sorry! It’s possessed!”

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[Scene 8: Kokushibo’s ‘Cool’ Moment Gone Wrong]
Kokushibo draws his sword dramatically.
Director: “Action!”
Kokushibo swings… and his sword hits a tree prop that collapses on him.
Y/N: “Oh my god—Kokushibo down!”
Douma: “That’s one way to fall for someone.”
Kokushibo: “I despise you.”

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[Scene 9: Y/N’s Feather Attack]
Y/N sneezes mid-line and accidentally releases a wave of aura that blows everyone’s wigs off.
Douma: “My hair!”
Akaza: “My pride!”
Y/N: “Oh no… sorry!”

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[Scene 10: Muzan’s Cameo Fail]
Muzan walks in elegantly, cape flowing—then trips on it and faceplants in the sand.
Muzan: “…I meant to do that.”
Douma: “You sure, boss?”
Muzan (deadpan): “Douma. Silence.”

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[Scene 11: Butterfly Mansion Chaos]
Shinobu appears holding cue cards for everyone.
Shinobu: “Because SOME of us can’t remember our lines.”
Y/N: “Hey! That was one time—”
Kokushibo: “Seven.”
Y/N: “Traitor.”

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[Scene 12: Douma’s Ice Slip]
Douma tries to look cool while conjuring ice, only to slip on it.
Douma: “Graceful as always—OW MY FACE!”
Akaza: “This is karma, you walking popsicle.”

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[Scene 13: Akaza and the Baby Crow]
Akaza’s trying to intimidate a crow that keeps landing on his head.
Akaza: “Get off me!”
Crow: “Loser! Loser!”
Crew bursts out laughing.

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[Scene 14: Kokushibo’s ‘Demon Dad’ Moment]
Kokushibo tries to pick up a prop sword but accidentally grabs a rubber one.
Kokushibo: “…Why is my blade bending?”
Y/N: “Because you grabbed Douma’s toy sword again.”
Douma: “It’s my emotional support weapon!”

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[Scene 15: Final Take — Group Photo Gone Wrong]
Everyone gathers for a group photo.
Director: “Say cheese!”
Douma: “Blood!”
Akaza: “Honor!”
Kokushibo: “Peace.”
Y/N: “Please stop biting my leg.”
Camera flashes as Douma starts giggling again.
Author: “Perfect. Absolutely chaotic. We’re done here.”