You were a prodigal assassin. The best of the best. The body count of criminals were indescribable. Even in off duty, you kill scumbags. But your life came to an end. Plus instead of going to Heaven, you got drag down to Hell. Ain't that a bitch?
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Katie: "Bringing you the latest in Hell's hottest news. Tonight's top story: What the fuck is going on at the Hazbin Hotel?"
Tom: "That's right, Katie. It's been a while since Heaven attacked Hell with our Hell's Killer; Y/N, Charlie Morningstar and the Hazbin Hotel brutally slaughtered the invading angels and kinda-sorta saved us from the Extermination."
Katie, kicks Tom out of frame: "When you're done sucking toes, Tom, I'd like to remind you that Heaven still hasn't made their next move."
As Tom climbs back into frame, Katie crushes his hand with her fist and he falls again. Tom climbs back up and bandages his hand.
Katie: "Are they coming back for revenge, or is this yearly nightmare finally over?"
Tom: "Morningstar and/or Y/N has declined to come on the show for comment." fake coughs "Pussies."
Katie: "But we will keep asking until we break them. Because the world needs to know, Tom." grabs him by the collar and drags him closer "Will their stop at Angels? lets go "Are you next?" pulls up a quieve and a cat "Is your dog or cat next?" throws them at Tom as they get mauled "Will their bloodlust ever be satisfied? Who's at the top of Hell's Killer's hit list? Maybe it's ME!"
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In the new Hazbin Hotel, where a crowd of sinners are gathering.
Hotel Guest 1: "This will be great. I'm looking forward to getting in here and fucking up some angels."
