#184: You Get Sassy and He Responds

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#184: You Get Sassy and He Responds- paynesticks

Louis: You - "Lou, you're really going to wear stripes today? Really?" Louis - "Yes (Y/N), I am, you tetra titted tosser."

Niall: You - "Niall, don't you think you had enough food today?" Niall - "I'm never done eating, cunt."

Liam: You - "Liam, those jeans look a bit big on you, don't cha think? Liam - "Are you trying to call me fat? Think again, honey."

Zayn: You - "Zayn, when are you going to take that blonde highlight out of your hair?" Zayn - "As soon as you invest in some hair care products. Your hair is looking a little...well, nevermind."

Harry: You - "Did you ever think people think you're a lesbian because you used to look like a lesbian when you were younger?" Harry - "Did you ever think people call you my lesbian lover because you're actually dating this flawless lesbian?"

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