#1: The Way You Die In a Horror Movie

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#1: The Way You Die In a Horror Movie - fanficforblackchicks

Harry: You were the couple having sex.

Of course, the two of you couldn’t keep your hands off of each other on Halloween, of all nights. I guess you were so loud you couldn’t hear that axe murderer coming up the stairs. Oops.

Niall: You read the weird Latin spell.

So you found a cool looking old book in your grandmother’s basement. The normal thing to do would be read it, yeah? You did. Out loud. Then zombies ate your asses. Sucks to suck.

Liam: Demon Posession.
Not like Supernatural. We’re talking Amityville Horror/The Shining type shit. DEEP shit. Sadly, you got got…. And then he ganked himself. Damn.

Louis: You didn’t. You all killed everyone else.
It’s always the couples that look innocent that aren’t. Everyone thought you all were sweet as cupcakes. But you showed them. You smart little fucks.

Zayn: You didn’t listen.
He told you something was in that house. So did everyone else. You had to be miss optimistic, however. See where that shit gets you? Now you’re dead. Tragic.

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