Homestuck~ John x Reader

Chapter 4- The New John

Your Perspective

You were snapped from something you like to call your "anime trance" by John snapping his fingers in your face and wiggling your shoulder. You shot your gaze to him and blinked.
"Huh?!" You rubbed your eye a little.
"I said that your mom called. She wanted to know where you were." John said. You noticed the phone in his hand and the small drops of water in his hair.
"Is she still on the line?"
"Nope."
"Did she say I have to go home?" You pouted.
"Nope." He smiled back. You grinned and he plopped next to you on the couch, watching the last of an episode of {insert favorite anime} that you were watching.
"What is this?" John raised an eyebrow.
"It's the best shit in the universe, that's what." You shot, smiling proudly at your response. He just laughed and slowly wrapped his arm around you, which you didn't mind that much.
"Alright, then, I guess we're watching it."
"Damn straight." You giggled. After a couple minutes in silence, John spoke up again at the flick of a commercial.
"So, uh... Listen, ____..." He started. You glanced at him and saw him getting flustered, his cheeks turning a bit red. You blinked as he went on. "I just wanted to let you know th-that you can come to me any time you need to because I'm always here to help. God knows my dad won't let me leave the house unless I'm smothered in cake." He joked, making you giggle.
"Well, thanks, Egderp. That means a lot." You smiled. You kissed his cheek softly and he got even more flustered. He gave you his special buck-toothed smile and you chuckled.
"Th-there's also one more thing I wanted to sa-" Of course, everything was interrupted by a knock on the door. You frowned a little and John got up to answer it.
"What are you doing here?" His voice rang, making you worried.
"Surprise." A familiar voice was heard from outside and suddenly-
*SMACK!!*
John stumbled backwards, his appearance changing drastically.

((POV SWITCH))

John's Perspective

When you opened the door, you saw Dave on the other side holding some huge green and red lollipop. Before you had time to react, he slapped you across the face with it and your whole world changed. Things became brighter and more happier, changing to beaming colors like light-pink and sky blue. You felt an overwhelming sugar wave take over your brain, which made you want to bounce off the walls. You tried to fight the feeling of a sugar rush but you weren't strong enough, and that same feeling grabbed you and didn't let go.
"John?!" ____ looked at you as she frantically sat up on the couch. You gave her a huge grin and your eyes shimmered in a some-what pleading manner.
"WOW! WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? I LOVE IT!" You twirled around in the air, suddenly able to float.
"Haha, yes!" Dave walked inside and fist-pumped the air with excitement. ____ stared at him and growled.
"Dave?! What the hell did you do to John?!" She screeched.
"I fixed his problems, sweetheart." He shot back. "Come on, John! Let's go make babies!"
"BABIES?! I LOVE BABIES!" You wrapped your arms around Dave tightly, though you were screaming on the inside. ____ looked at you with hurt and confusion.
"What the hell did you do to him?!" She suddenly tackled Dave and you let go of the blonde quickly.
"ARE YOU OK, DAVEY? MAYBE YOU SHOULD JOIN ME TO FEEL BETTER!" You suggested with a creepy smile.
"Get off me, ____! I'm only doing what is nessicary!" Dave pushed ____ but she refused to let go of him and pinned him down.
"THIS IS NOT NECESSARY!!" She screamed back. You didn't want to get involved so on the outside you were quiet, while you were silently fighting the sugar on the inside.

Your Perspective

Pinning Dave down was difficult but you did it sucessfully. Damn, this Strider was stronger then he seemed.
"What did you do to John?!" You demanded.
"I didn't do anything!" He protested. You huffed and hesitated before slapping him across the face. He blinked at you, his shades now crooked.
"Tell me what you did, Dave!!" You hissed once more. He frowned and huffed.
"He's a trickster now- obsessed with sex, babies, and sugar." He smirked up at you. You frowned and smacked him across the face again. "Ow..." He mumbled.
"You're insane. You think you could get him to love you by doing THIS?!" Your tone was smooth to lore him into a false sense of security.
"Yes! I already know he has a crush on you, so what other choice do I have?!" He spat. You blinked at him and he rolled out from under you while you were distracted.
"John has a crush on me??" You whispered.
"Not anymore." Dave stood and took John's hand. "It's been a good run, ____. You were a good girlfriend." He quickly pulled John out the door before you could say anything and like the wind, they disappeared.
And John's dad threw cake at you.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!"

((A/N: BUM BUM BUUUUUMMM
OH BOY...
SO SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED!
I was working on this chapter for a while and I really wanted to finish it but I got distracted with my DirkJake story and other thingsss
I hope this shitty chapter was alright for you guys! Hopefully I'll be back to update soon. See you later, kittens!
-Emma :3))