You Know You are a MOONWALKER When... [DISCONTINUED]

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You know you are a Moonwalker when you meet someone who wants to know about Michael Jackson, you suddenly become a Pastor in The Church of MJJackson and you open your bible to St.MJ and read and preach everything out of it. You then anoint them with the sexiness of the sacred gold pants and sing hyms from your KOP hym book. And after you have taught them the Moonwalker ways they must study and prepare them to go to The University of Moonwalkers United. When you know that they are ready, you give them there scholarship (because all true Moonwalkers have the privilege to do that). You are their tutor until they graduate, you will help them learn the names of all his albums, songs and what order they came, help them know when he was born, and unfortunately help them know when he deceased.

The allegations, arrest and charges, they'll figure that out by themselves. Because by that time they would be too in love with him to care, sure they would be concerned but they won't care.

And by the end of the day, you guys are more than best friends, you guys are family because all Moonwalkers are family.

A/N: I am in the middle of making someone a Moonwalker and it is going successfully thus far. Fingers crossed.