You Know You are a MOONWALKER When... [DISCONTINUED]

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You know you are a Moonwalker when you know the distinct difference from a Michael Jackson fan and a Moonwalker.

MJ Fans: Michael Jackson fans like Michael Jackson for his music, his dancing and probably has a crush on the guy in the BAD era.

(This is where it gets complicated)

Moonwalker: A Moonwalker doesn't just enjoy Michael's music, we meditate on it. His dance moves are not just dance moves, they hypnotise us. We do not have a "crush" on him, Oh no no no, we are married and dedicated to him. WE KNOW THAT IN ALL ERAS, HE WAS FINE AS HELL BOO!

And this isn't even the tip of the iceberg.

Moonwalkers are so extreme we would literally kidnap Michael if we ever got a good grip on him.