You Know You are a MOONWALKER When... [DISCONTINUED]

#66

#GoldisMichaelGoldisLoveGoldisLife

You know you are a Moonwalker when Michael's kids Prince, Paris and Blankets are your niggas and you will not take shit from biotches when they start talking ish about them.

Like how they don't belong to their Daddy.

BITCH!!!

Imma have to recite a speech I made earlier.

*cough cough* *straightens tie*

LOOK BITCHES WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY BLIND AND DON'T DO RESEARCH!!!!

My niggas, Paris and Prince's hair IS NOT STRAIGHT! It is CURLY fam!

News Flash!!!

That's what happens when a black person and a white person make love and have children. THEY BECOME LIGHT SKINS!!! As in MIXED as in NOT WHITE!!! Put them next to any Caucasian person and you WILL SEE A MUTHA EFFING DIFFERENCE.

You guys should check Prince's medical records cause the nigga has damn VITALIGO just like, oh i don't know, HIS DADDY! That is one of MANY ways that you can tell Prince is his Daddy's child.

As for Paris, her LIPS and the shape of her EYES belong to her DADDY, MICHAEL TO THE DAMN J-A-C-K-GOLD PANTS-SON! So does her eyebrows which be fleeking left, right, up, down, front, back AND center like her Daddy's.

And PLEASE let me NOT FORGET our little Prince Michael Jackson II as we ALL know him as Blanket. And do you know WHY he is so CUTE, IRRESISTIBLE, why you got that baby crush on him, why you might want to marry him when he's older? Hmm? Do you? Do you REALLY wanna know?

BECAUSE!!!!!!

The nigga has his Daddy's beyond perfect face!!!!
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I am now seeing y'all leave wattpad to go to Google Images or going to the photo gallery on your device to go and stare at Blanket for two minutes to see if I'm right.

If not, I just planted the idea in your head. 

Don't worry I'll wait. *Jeopardy waiting song comes on*

Enough of that! What do I look like? A maid? I ain't waitin' on none of your asses.

Carrying on...
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As I was saying...

If you put Blanket's baby face next to his Daddy's baby face at the age of THIRTEEN or FOURTEEN, you WILL SEE that Mister Prince Michael Jackson II stole Michael's face. AND WE ARE ALL GREATFUL FOR THAT!

WHO'S WITH ME!!!

Oh yeah and FUN FACT for those mindless ignorant bitches who took it personally when I said that when a white and a black person have children they become light skins and put the imaginary word "ONLY" after that : boo boo, Mochael's third baby momma was BLACK.

"Black people are called coloured people because we come in all colours"

      ~Michael Joseph Jackson.

I think I've rested my case.

-Judge- : Well then, case closed.