You know you are a Moonwalker when you are very judgemental when watching Michael Jackson impersonators.
Example:
Uh he is not doing the walk correctly, needs more head bop and bounce.
Where is the illusion on the moonwalk like damn.
No no no just no just don't do the crotch grab.
What the fuck? That's not even choreography!
You don't even look like Michael you wannabe bastard.
Buuuuuuuuuut don't get me wrong, there are some pretty damn good and good looking ones if I do say so myself.
Check out E'Casanova real quick or watch the video.
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