You know you are a Moonwalker when you only know of one Michael Jackson.
Then you hear another guy named Michael Jackson and your are like the fuck? There's more?
For real though. I saw a nigga named Michael Jackson in the news and guess what? This mofo got arrested of fucking theft! And I was like bruh! You are a fucking disgrace to Michael Jacksons everywhere and by everywhere I MEAN MJ, MJJ, Michael J. Jackson, Michael Joseph Jackson, like the Jackson5 Jackson, The Thriller album Jackson, 8 Grammys in two hours Jackson, Marlon Tito Jackie Jermaine Randy Janet LaToya Rebbie Jackson, Katherine and Joseph baby Jackson, star child Jackson, King Jackson, King of Pop Jackson, god of Music Jackson nigga!
See where I'm coming from?
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So yeah this is the one and only Cari updating this! And I have decided that I will be putting back my thoughts and comments at the end of every "You Know". I missed the old me so I am bringing her back!
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You Know You are a MOONWALKER When... [DISCONTINUED]
AcakThis is just a list of things that can only be relatable to Moonwalkers.