You Know You are a MOONWALKER When... [DISCONTINUED]

#125

You know you are a Moonwalker when you consider yourself as a Jackson!

Like yaaas bitch getcho basic ass out... The way because a fucking Jackson is coming your lower class way.

Other - What? What are you talking about?

Do you know who I am?

Other- No

Do you know who the Jacksons are?

Other - Like the Jackson 5? Yeah why?

If you know who they are, how do you not know who I am?

Other - I-I d-don't know?

If you haven't noticed, I am family to those Jackson.

Other - W-What? HOW???

Were you not there when THEE Michael Jackson said, and I quote "I more take my fans as my blood relatives"?

Other - So you are just fan *crosses arms* *raises eyebrow*

Blood relative hunty.

Other - So who do you consider yourself to Michael?

His baby momma--- I MEAN COUSIN!

Other - His what!??

His baby cousin--- COUSIN MOMMA--- I mean COUSIN! HIS FREAKING COUSIN DAMMIT!

Other - Oh I thought you said baby momma but *sighs* okay. Ta ta! *leaves*

*mumbles to self* Now there's nothing wrong with a little incest isn't there? *leaves*