Dean's POV
Me and the Novak possey were going on a camping trip to the middle of nowhere, probably in a random ass field somewhere.
As you've most likely guessed the Novak's get easily excited...
I mean come on Balthazar and Lucifer were on the balcony of their bedroom reciting lines from titanic. And Gabriel was of course teaching Raphael how to not get caught making a chemical bomb by Ariel, who was currently lecturing Anna on the joys of 'not being a little whore.'
We finally got into the Novak's 'bus' and started down the road, next to me Cas was staring, straight into my soul by the look of it but I didn't mind.
The journey was 6 hours and so me and Cas made a Novak/Winchester top trumps game... Yes I know very sad lives but it was entertaining.
The top three read...
Gabriel Novak
Age: 17
Nickname: trickster
Special moves: eating/throwing up/taking a leak louder than Niagara falls/being short
Talent: making up words
Love interest: boys (not a love interest just a way to piss him off)
Raphael Novak
Age: 6
Nickname:dead people person
Special moves: being generally very weird/blowing stuff up/seeing dead people/forming relationships with dead people
Talent: dead people
Love interest: dead people
Anna Novak:
Age: 15
Nickname: red
Special moves: nagging/ sounding like a cat down a chalk board/ being ginger/ being a bacon slut
Talent: violin.... Lol jk she's talentless
Love interest: anything that breathes
Me Cas wrote each others too.
He had that suspicious look plastered along his face the whole time...
Dean Winchester
Age: 16
Nickname:Dr sexy
Special moves: car jacking/joy riding/auto repair/having relations with cars/getting broken
Talent:very well hidden
Love interest: clearly not Cas... He's stuck in the friend zone lol!
I look at Cas almost dying of laughter.
"You're not in the friend zone douche" I giggle.
"Am I not? Is that why we're BEST BOYFRIENDS EVER" Cas screams overdramatically.
Cas' scream seemed like a whisper over Lucifer singing one direction and half the bus beating the crap out of him for it.
"Ooh ooh write my card!" He finishes suspiciously.
Castiel Novak
Age: 16
Nickname:complete lunatic phsyco, mental, crazy, kill-it-with-fire Novak
Special move: /phsyco!/not taking his drugs/liking boys!/eating the souls of enemies/no regards for personal space.
Talent:well... He is a very special little snowflake...
Love Interest:officially going on a date with Dean Winchester *wink*
Castiel POV
"SHOVE-GABE-IN-A-MEAT-GRINDER-YOU-HAVE-TO-BE-JOKING" I accidentally yell very loudly.
Everybody turns around quickly
To glare at me humoured.
"Dean?" I ask almost shaking with anticipation and nerves.
"For real?" Finish still just containing my excitement.
"No I'm kidding" he bursts out laughing with amusement...
"Oh..." I look away swiftly.
Haha, shut it Rodger hahaha
"Would I have written it if I didn't mean it?" he whispers looking rather pleased with himself.
"Suck on that Rodger" I scream blobbing my tongue out climatically.
"WHO'S SUCKING WHAT"
"THE GAY... IT'S TOO FABULOUS"
"CAN I HELP"
"I JUST WANNA BLOW STUFF UP!!"
Raphael calls out over everybody...
"It was him" he then whispers pointing at the empty seat beside him...
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