Cas POV
"Listen up squad!" I yell, standing proud on the sofa. The whole of the room fell silent. To Dean's surprise.
"That's god squad to you" Gabe laughed, breaking the silence.
"Watch your language!" Satan replied before licking his finger and then plunging it into Balth's ear. And laughing. Psychotically.
"Ewwwww"
"Icky"
"I can't kill him, he's my brother"
"Ralph's rocking in the corner"
"Gabe get off"
"Ariel's a fat bit- oh hello Dean"
"I need a life on candy crush.."
"Where's Evergreen?"
"Who?"
"My fish"
"We have fish?"
"Ralph they're coming for you"
"NO PLEASE"
"Leave him alone"
"My reflection looks different"
"QUIET" I yell only to be met by Lucifer's fist. "Ow!"
"Sorry, I throw punches when I'm nervous" He giggled.
"Okay, since our family is becoming more and more like hell on earth, I though we should try to stop it before I becomes too dysfunctional" I say quietly and calmly.
"Us?"
"We're good thanks"
"Nah pal"
"Too late"
"Huh?"
"Who turned out the lights"
"It's like doctor who all over again"
"Silence!"
"In the library..."
"Ha hilarious"
When the lights came back on the door bell rang.
"Ah he's here!" I go to answer it before Balth can.
"Wa??"
"Hiya, my name's Cas! Come one in" I smile at the short man who beamed back at me.
"Hello Cas, I'm Kevin, I'm in advanced placement." He walked past me and shuck Dean's hand.
Well... Somebody is friendly...
Dean stifled a laugh and shuck Kevin's hand politely, mouthing the word "rejected" at me.
"I understand the councilling is for your family" Kevin nods.
"Are they all present?"
"Yup, hanging out in the the living room"
I pointed towards the entrance and led him towards the living room, followed by Dean.
Kevin nudged himself through the door and began speaking to the 'God squad'
Dean held me back.
"Happy birthday Angel face"
He whispered fondly taking me into his arms.
"I'd hoped you'd forgotten" I shook my head accepting the hug willingly.
He detached himself from me and produced a small package poorly wrapped up.
"Dean... You didn't-"
"Open it"
He demanded forcing a kiss to my lips, still in awe of him remembering.
I undid the packaging feeling Dean's excited gaze on my every movement.
Inside was a box, it was velvety and the colour of red cherries.
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Angel in red (destiel AU)
Fanfictioneverything Dean does results in him being stuck in hospital, with crappy food, unattractive nurses and a disgusting smell. everybody else thinks he's just prone to getting broken or sick that it's just now a regular thing. but it's not... it's inte...
