friends

A Date

"So Matt, have you done anything wild this past week, that you are just dying to tell me about?" Jenny asks smirking. Oh no, she's one of those girls.
"I've just been working all week." I say taking a drink of my soda. I was currently on a date with my girlfriend, Jenny at a nice restaurant.
"Well that's boring." She mutters twirling her straw around her drink. She sounds disappointed.

"Oh, we want to sit in that area." I hear someone say. I look up and it's the four idiots I call my friends. I try to hide my face with my hair and menu, but I already got eye contact with Robin. I could practically hear her excitement as she walks up to Jenny and I's table.

Robin sits down right next to me and throws her arms over my shoulders.

"Matty! I missed you!" She exclaims. She suddenly pulls my face so I'm looking at her, and kisses me right on the lips. I can hear the others laughing in the background.

"Excuse me bitch, that's my boyfriend!" Jenny yells standing up all red in the face.
"Uh no, Matty is my boyfriend!" Robin glares at her pulling her hand through my hair.
"If you couldn't already tell, we are on a date!" Jenny says through clenched teeth.

"Mathew what the hell?! What are you doing with these two skanks!? We are suppose to be on a date right now!" Alice yells fast walking up to our table.
"Alice not you too." I moan out. God this is a disaster.
"Uh fuck you guys, Matt is my boyfriend." Even Kat joins in, pushing Alice away glaring at Robin and Jenny. Jenny looks so angry that she's about to cry.

"Uh no. We all know Matt is gay for me." Grayson joins in kissing my cheek and hanging onto my shoulders.
"Fuck you Mathew Parks!" Jenny yells storming out of the restaurant. Then, all my friends start to laugh.

"What the hell was that!? Now I'm girlfriend-less. Again!" I exclaim pushing all my psycho friends away from me.
"Who needs a girlfriend when you have us?" Robin smirks.
"Let's ditch this joint and go get high." Alice yells jumping around. I sigh and throw down a twenty, before leaving the place with everyone.

When we arrive at Robins place, we turn up the music, get beer and smoke the weed Grayson got from God knows who. Soon, we are all high and playing with Alice's Pokemon card collection. Not that any of us knew how to actually play.

"I fuckin choose Abra!" Gray yells throwing out a card.
"You idiot! That's Bulbasaur!" Alice laughs falling on her side throwing her cards at him.
"Robinnn~ Ally is being mean to me!" Gray complains throwing his arms around Robin and burying his face into her boobs.
"My name!! My name is Alice!" She yells looking quite angry. I laugh and try to stand up, but end up falling over, making everyone laugh.

"I am going to run for president!" Robin yells. She then throws down a Zubat.
"Kat, you have such pretty hair." I say shoving my face into her hair. She pushes me away.
"You can only smell my hair if- um- if you, if you have a Pikachu Illustrator Card!"
"What the shit Kat! Only 4 of those exist in the world!" I yell trying to put my face back in her hair. She laughs and kicks me in the gut.

What the hell is wrong with us.