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Meteor Shower

It was decided a few weeks ago that on this night we would all meet up in this field in our neighborhood and watch the meteor shower together. I was the last to arrive, due to overtime at work. But when I got there, I saw no telescope. Good thing I brought my own.

"Did no one else bring a telescope?" I ask walking up to the idiots.
"Why the fuck would we bring a telescope? We got things better." Gray scoffs. I look at all of them and they do all have something. But not something to watch a meteor shower with.

I first look at Robin, who brought binoculars. Which was fine, but she was holding them the wrong way. Then I saw Kat, who was looking through an empty Vodka bottle. She is probably already drunk. I turn to Grayson, who is holding a spyglass.

"Where the heck did you get a spyglass?" I ask, holding in my laughter.
"My moms a pirate, you bitch."

Then, I look to Alice. Who believe it or not, is just sitting there. . . With 3D glasses on.
"Literally Alice, what the fuck."
"Sorry Matty, can't hear you, I'm too busy blocking out the haters." I roll my eyes and just set up my telescope.

"Woah, I can almost see Matty's nonexistent sex life!" Grayson yells laughing.
"And I can almost see your nonexistent dick." Robin scoffs, causing me to laugh.
"Fuck you Sparrow." Gray says.
"You'd like to, Green."
"What the heck is with those names?" Kat asks.

"Woah I just saw a meteor!" Alice yells, pointing to the sky. We all look up and just see the dark sky with a few stars. No meteor. Suddenly, Alice gasps really loudly and looks likes she's having a seizure.
"Robin! I forgot to tell you! I heard Zack likes you!!" She says excitedly.
"Cool, I get to fuck Zack from the football team. Again." Robin responds.
"Wait, you already slept with him?" Alice asks confused.
"In freshman year. Where have you been?"

"Oh. Saw a meteor." Kat says with no emotion. We all look up, but we missed it. I really need to stop being so distracted.
"Wait Matt, who is your girlfriend of the week?" Robin asks, taking out a can of beer.
"They aren't weekly," I remind them, "but it's Serena."

"Holy shit, just saw a meteor!" Grayson yells, pointing to the sky. I quickly turn around, but it's already passed. Focus, Matt, focus.

"I need another smoke. Matt?" Kat asks. I take my package out of my back pocket and go to hand it to Kat, when Robin yells:

"Woah! I just saw one too!" I turn around, hitting Kat in the face with my hand, but see nothing. Next thing I know, I'm being tackled to the ground and getting my hair ripped out by an annoyed Kat.

Long story short: Everyone got to saw a meteor, but I didn't.