DipperXPacifica: Start of Something Special

Chapter 15

(Mabel's POV)

So a short little girl came out of a tree (wait, is that how children are made..?) and told the geek with the hat to pay something. The geek's lover seemed to freak out a bit, until the geek gave her "it's mkay, I got this" look then opened up his backpack and dumped out a glittery looking powder. The little girl smiled. "SMILE DIPP!!" she screamed before jumping into the stuff. Huh? Smile Dip? It sounds familiar.. "Mr. Dapper, do you know what Smile Dip is..?" I asked the pink animal. The creature just oinked and tilted it's head. Awww! Suh cute!
~~~~~~~~Pacifica's POV
I facepalmed as Mabel cuddled with Waddles and started talking to him. I thought the witch would want something freaky and demented from us, like our souls or my spleen, but all she wanted was illegal candy to make herself high with! Wow..dramatic much..? "Sooo, whatchya want?" She asked Dipper as she shoved a fist full of Smile Dip in her mouth. "We need two things. One, a map to the fastest route to the Mermaid Kingdom where Mermando is at-"
"How do you know that he's at a Mermaid Kingdom?" I asked.
"He used to send Mable letters about where he was at. Ans second, we need a way to breathe underwater for a long period of time. Please help us." Dipper said. "Wait a second.." she said before going back into her tree. We waited for what felt like an hour for her to come out. "Here you go. An enchanted map of the world to show you the exact location of the Mermaid Kingdom." She said, throwing a piece of paper at Dipper. "And here, some Gilly Weed to make you guys breathe underwater. Now leave me, you muggles!" She said before slamming her door shut. Wait, muggles.."Wait! Witch lady person, HARRY POTTER IS REAL??!!" The witch opened her door again and stared at me with wide eyes. "HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BOY WHO LIVED??!!"she screamed at me. "I'm a potterhead." I said, blushing slightly as I saw Dipper stare at me in amazement. The witch looked at me like I was mad. "What the Hufflepuff is a potterhead.. just leave me you crazy muggle.." she closed her door. "I didn't know you like Harry Potter!" Dipper said, ginning at me. I smiled shyly. I looked at the enchanted map. "I wonder.. OHMYGOSH DIPPER! HOGWARTS IS ON THE MAP! WE HAVE TO MAKE A PITSTOP THERE!" I then made the most inhuman sound ever. I then blushed a ton as Dipper started to laugh at me. I can't help it if I'm a tween-age fangirl. "It looks like we might have to go to Hogwarts... The Kingdom is in the Black Lake."
I squealed. The Black Lake was the lake right next to Hogwarts. "Wait.." Dipper said. "Where's Mable..?" I looked around for her but her and Waddles were nowhere in sight. Oh crap...you can't be Sirius...
(If u know any of these references, u are forever awesome.)
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Hehehe.. sorry for the Harry Potter-ness in the story if u aren't a Potterhead like myself. Im watching Harry Potter right now (guess what movie, if ur right I'll givez u a cupcake) sooo that's where I got le inspiration for this chapter. I wanted to update yesterday but it was my b-day so I was a bit busy. I won't be able to update too much *enters sad face enoji here* it's the last day of summer and I wanna focuse on my Harry Potter fan fic, Tale of a Fifth Year Slytherin (my moar sirius fan fic). U getz a slice of cake for reading this far.