What's Up With The New Kid??...WHOSE LIVING IN MY HOUSE??

Not my morning

I never wanted a brother. I think all kids are annoying even if they’re not your own.But the best thing about living with a boy? They don’t borrow your shit or take a long time in the bathroom.So tell me why this bitch is taking 40 minutes doing god knows what in the bathroom? I’m standing outside BANGING on the bathroom door.

“OH MY GOSH.” I yell.“I SWEAR TO GOD JOSH IF YOU DON’T OPEN THIS DOOR I WILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS IT WILL COME OUT YOUR NOSE.”

“I’ll be done in a minute damn.”

“THAT’S WHAT YOU SAID TEN MINUTES AGO. IF YOU MAKE ME LATE FOR SCHOOL AND MAKE THAT WRETCHED WOMAN GIVE ME ANOTHER LECTURE I AM GOING TO SERIOUSLY HURT YOU, MAYBE EVEN SET YOU ON FIRE.” No answer.

Okay this guy is asking for it. I swear to god he does NOT want to mess with me. I back up a little preparing my self, and then I kicked the door. SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA. Shit. Oh god I think I broke my foot oh god I’m going to die. Oh my god.

“What was that?” His voice comes from the bathroom.

I muffle a scream. That’s it. Time to get proactive. I take the bobby pin out of my hair and start picking the lock. Click—yes! Victory shall be mine! I slowly open the door then scream.

Oh my god my eyes, they burn. My beautiful eyes.I run from the bathroom as fast as I can, which is not easy thing to do when covering your eyes. I don’t know where I’m going but I’m hoping it’s in the direction of my room. I tumbled down the stairs. Ouch—ow ow ow. Oh my god, this is not my morning.

First, I’m going to be late for school then I brake my foot then I SEE JOSH NAKED!

Nope, not my morning. 

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