My crazy not so funny friend

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Ignoring Josh is harder than it sounds because...well, who else am I going to annoy? But it's been three days and I'm doing fairly well. He tried to apologize like a million times but I just ignored him. I was in my room when my stomach grumbled and I decided to grab a snack downstairs. When I got to the bottom of the stairs, Josh was standing there like he had been waiting for me. I tried to get past him but he blocked me every time.

"What do you want, Josh?" I sneered.

"Look I'm sorry for what I said," he started. I folded my arms across my chest.

"Move or I'll kick you in the balls and you know I won't hesitate to do it," I growled.

"Okay, Okay," he said holding up his hands. "Just give me five minutes to apologize."

"I'll give you two minutes," I decided angrily. I needed some food...

"Fair enough," he sighed. "I'm really sorry and I'll never call you a bitch ever again and you don't even have to pay for my stuff cause I already did and I even got you something." He handed me a red box. Curiosity consumed me and I opened the box, which revealed a beautiful, gold necklace. I gasped, pulling it out. It was so beautiful.

He smiled. "So do you forgive me?" He asked, giving me one of those puppy dog looks. Aww who can resist that face?

"No." Oh I guess I can resist it. His face fell. I began to move toward the kitchen again, but he put his arm out and stopped me again.

"Please, Jacquelina." He pleads.

"Even if this was the most beautiful necklace I'd ever seen," I said. "It doesn't make up for what you said."

"Look I know you're mad but ever since I got here, you kicked me in the balls, stuck a pencil up my nose and messed up my room. I should be mad at YOU."

"I have an idea," I stated. "Why don't we both be mad at each other?" I pushed him out of my way and walked towards the kitchen. He followed me.

"I'll take you out to dinner," he suggested desperately. "And you can order anything you want." I stopped in my tracks. Dinner does sound nice...

"Anything?" I asked.

His smile reappeared. "Anything."

"Okay," I caved. He ran towards me and wrapped his arms around me. I hesitated at first but then I wrapped my arms around him too and breathed in his intoxicating scent. He smelled nice. We pulled away and the doorbell rang.

Even though I was closer to the door, I said, "Aren't you going to get that?" He rolled his eyes but walked towards the door. As soon as he opened it, a familiar girl's voice screamed. Poor Josh.

"Jacquelina, someone is at the door for you," he said as Jasmine stepped around Josh, walking towards me and screaming again.

"Guess what?" She squealed. "I got tickets to-wait did he just call you Jacquelina?" Her voice lowered. I wanted to say 'that's my name', but I understand why she asked. No one calls me by my full name except for my grandparents and occasionally my mom.

I ignored her question. "You were saying?" I asked.

"Oh I got tickets to see...wait for it." She paused, then grinned. "JUSTIN BEIBER!" She screamed so loud I think my ears were about to bleed.

When she finished screaming, I said, "Good for you."

"Why aren't you excited?" She asked. "I got two tickets, one for me and one for you." I heard Josh chuckling.

"Oh, sorry, but I think I'm busy that night.''

She narrowed her eyes at me. "Doing what?"

"I have socks that need to be folded." I almost grinned at my excuse, but I had to act serious.

"Come on, Lina," She pleaded. "This is Justin Bieber we're talking about. My future husband." I rolled my eyes.

"I know that, Jas," I said. "But why do we have to go to his concert? Why can't you just stare at a picture of him or something? I don't think my ears can take two hours of him singing," I whined.

"If you do this...I'll be your best friend forever," she said as if that was a good thing.

"Nuh uh," I said. "You made that promise when I stood in line for three hours with you so you can get his autograph and you didn't even get his autograph cause he was feeling sick."

"Okay, I'll buy you that new Chris Brown album you wanted," she offered.

"It's not worth it."

"Come on, Jacquelina," Josh said, speaking for the first time since Jas got here. He was so quiet I thought he left. He placed his hands on my shoulders. "Do this for your friend and plus: Justin Bieber is not that bad." Jas nodded besides him.

I thought about it for a long time. So long, in fact, that Jas and Josh were impatiently tapping their feet and staring at me. After I decided, I counted to thirty in my head to make them more mad. Then, I said, "Fine I'll go but you have to be my maid for a month."

Jas nodded. "Agreed." We shook hands to seal the deal.

"Okay then," Josh said. "Jacquelina, if you need me I'll be in my room." Jas and I watched him as he went upstairs. When we heard his door close, Jas turned to me.

"Looks like Lina has a crush," she grinned devilishly.

"On who?" I asked curiously. What was she talking about?

"Josh." She gave me a 'duh' look.

I started laughing. ME have a crush on JOSH. That's ridiculous.

"I think your delusional," I told her.

"Well he did call you Jacquelina and he still lives."

"So? My grandpa calls me Jacquelina does that mean I have a crush on him, too?" I asked bitterly.

"Well your grandfather is pretty sexy." I looked at her like she was nuts. And the weird thing was? Her face looked dead serious. Then she started laughing. Like really laughing. Tears were falling down her cheeks from laughing. Thank God she wasn't serious! I was about to vomit all over her Belieber face!

"You should have seen your face," she said between laughs. "It was priceless." I ignored her as I walked towards the kitchen remembering my empty stomach.

"That was so not funny," I muttered.

"C'mon, Lina. That was funny and you know it," she said still laughing behind me. I rolled my eyes at my crazy, not-so-funny friend.

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This one was not that short and so please comment/ VOTE!!!!!!!!!!

P.S i don't know wen im uploading yet because im going on vacation but ill try to upload again this week but i dont promise anything

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