What's Up With The New Kid??...WHOSE LIVING IN MY HOUSE??

Detention with Mrs. Patterson

Heres another chapter...its short but ENJOY

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"I'm so bored," I whined.

"We only have 59 minutes left."

"Only?" He shrugged.

I slammed my head several times on the hard, wooden desk, probably giving myself a headache for later on.

Josh poked me and I turned my attention to him as he nodded towards the door.

"Jas?" I asked in surprise. "What are you doing here?"

"I heard you got detention and I know how boring it could be."

"So does that mean you forgive me?"

"Yeah." I stood up and hugged her and she started giggling.

"What should we do?" Josh asked. "We're the only ones here besides Mrs. Patterson."

We all turn our heads to look at Mrs. Patterson who was sleeping with her mouth open as drool was coming out. Gross. Why doesn't she retire already? She's like 90 years old and she always falls asleep in class. Once, she fell asleep right in the middle of a sentence. It was the funniest thing ever. 

"Guys, I have an idea." I took my spiral notebook out of my bag and tore several pieces of paper out. I handed some to Josh, handed some to Jas, and took some for myself.

"We are going to ball these papers up into small balls and whoever get the most paper in her mouth, the other two will buy her-"

"Or him," Josh cut in.

"Or him a burger at Chace's burger hut," I announced. Their burgers are the best around.

"I don't know about this," Josh said. "What if we kill her?"

"C'mon. We're not going to make the balls too small and her mouth isn't that wide open." Plus she's due to die any day now. Death is probably vacationing at her house right now.

"Fine," Josh agreed.

"Okay, here are the rules," I said after we finished balling up our papers. "No getting up from your desk and..." I thought for a second. "that's it. Got it?" Both Jas and Josh nodded.

"Ready? Set. Go!" We started throwing paper balls at the old woman. Some ended a few feet away from us and some did end up on her, but nowhere near her mouth. I'm surprised she didn't wake up. One actually landed in her poofy hair.

When we ran out of papers, she was covered in them.

"How much did you put in, Josh?" I asked.

"Four." He smiled.

"What about you, Jas?"

"Two." She frowned. "How much did you get, Lina?"

"Seven," I said smiling. "Which means I win and you guys owe me a burger," I bragged.

"Whatever." Josh shrugged. Then the bell rang, signaling the end of detention.

"Aw, it's over already?" I giggled.

"Should we wake her up?" Jas nodded towards Mrs. Patterson, who looked like the abominable snowman.

"Nah," I said. "Let's go."

Jas sighed, ignoring me and walked towards Mrs. Patterson. She tapped her on the shoulder and Mrs. Patterson woke up with a start, slapping Jas in the process who fell to the floor.

Both Me and Josh gasp. "Are you okay, Jas?" She nodded, rubbing her neck.

"Young lady, why are you laying on the floor?" Asked Mrs. Patterson while spitting papers out her mouth.

"I fell," she lied.

"Why am I covered with paper?"

"You were sleep walking," I said. "And you just started covering yourself up with papers. We kept trying to wake you up, but you just kept putting them on you. Then, you sat back in your chair. By the way, entire time, we sat here and thought about what we did wrong."

"That's good."

"Tell me about it. Well, detention is over," I explain to her, picking Jas up from the floor. "Bye."

We walked out the detention room laughing.

"Best detention ever," Josh declared.

"Yeah," I agreed. "Do you need a ride, Jas?"

She nodded. "Yeah." We all walked outside towards my car.

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