Scene 21: Drama Class Montage
*Enter Cast*
Cadence: Heeey Jayden. I've finished writing the script for us. It's going to be soooo much fun acting it with you. I think you'll find it very "pleasuring..."
Jayden: I knew you'd plan something like this... So I wrote us another script. And if you don't agree, I will tell the school that you were knocked up and that you fucked a shrub!
Cadence: HEY! The shrub thing was a one off!
Jayden: *Totally freaked* What the hell?! You FUCKED a shrub?! I was just kidding about that! Geez. This is starting to sound like one of those weird fan-fictions Andrew's brother writes...
Andrew: OH GOD! Please! Do NOT bring up that around me! Shudders I'm fine with fan-fictions but his?! They just cross the line! They remind me of something YOU would write! *Points to Cadence*
Cadence: Okay fine! I'll admit it! I stole my story idea from your brother! Very pleasuring though... *Starts stroking Jayden* And the thought of it is making me aroused...
Oliver: *Shoves Cadence off of Jayden at the same time he does* Bitch! Hands off him!
Cadence: Aww! But I was in the mood! *Pouts*
Andrew: You're always in the mood. *Facepalm*
Jayden: *Laughs* You've got that right! Ha-ha!
Duckie: Got what right? I thought Andrew was left handed??
Andrew: *Facepalm* No shit Sherlock. Anyway, on another topic... Did anyone see last night's episode of Masterchef? Renee is bae.
Oliver: Seriously? Again with this Renee person? She's not even that pretty.
Andrew: VERY PISSED EXCUSE-ME!? RENEE IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION. SHE IS BAE.
Jayden: *Mutters* And you are gay.
Andrew: Says you, "Joliver"
Oliver: What's a "Joliver"?
Jayden: *Facepalm* A mix of Your name and mine, Oliver.
Andrew: YAY FOR SHIPPINGGGGGGG! *looks so happy it's creepy*
Jackie: What was that about shipping? Who's expecting a package??
Jayden: *Smirks evilly* Why Cadence of course.
Cadence: *Bursts into crocodile tears* STOP MAKING FUN OF MY PREGNANCY!!!
Mr. McDermott: Uh, Cadence? Isn't pregnancy a bit inappropriate for a class play?
*Mr. McDermott exits to check on other people's plays*
YOU ARE READING
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RomanceLast year my friends and I had to write a script and they have let me post it here. Enjoy it! Three boys are halfway through high school and things are just starting to boil over! Let's see what happens to 3 boys and 3 girls when they are thrown int...
