Scene 44: Oliver's hospital room
Oliver is reading in his hospital bed
*There is a knock on the door, it opens and it's Cadence, Duckie and Jackie holding a cake*
Oliver: Hey Jackie, Hey girls. What brings you to this neck of the woods?
Cadence: We're here to make you feel better... *Attempts to stick her boobs in the CAKE. Duckie stops her*
Oliver: *ignores the fact that Cadence is weird* What's with the cake? Is it one of your birthdays? Well it's not mine... I think... No it's February so there's still 3 months
Duckie: It's March!
Oliver: ... But yesterday was Valentine's Day! This doesn't make any sense.
Duckie: Ohhh. You still have the amnesia thing, right?
Oliver: I never had amnesia. But if you say it's may... I guess it can be march... If you guys want it to be? You've lost me... I don't understand why everyone is saying I have amnesia! I remember everything! I NEVER forget things. I swear.
Jackie: Are you sure? Wasn't there that one time where you forgot Duckie?
Oliver: No! What the hell are you on about?!
Cadence: Don't mind her, she's on drugs. Well, so am I but-
Oliver: Then I don't think being high in a hospital is a good idea girls...
Cadence: Well, neither is having sex with a guy you KNOW has an STD, but I do that all the time!
Oliver: Okay... Immediately moving on... So what date are you guys pretending it is?
Duckie: I don't actually know? You guys KNOW I'm bad with dates.
Jackie: 9th March!
Oliver: Awe thanks girls. Is Andrew here too? We can all have a party. The more permanent residents like myself have a larger room. Big enough for a small party and I've got some speakers!
Jackie: Are you using sarcasm? Andrew won't be pleased if you are.
Oliver: No... It's bigger than the rest of the hospital rooms.
Jackie: Oh... *Frowns* Now I'm thinking of Andrew again... *Cries*
Oliver: Aren't you still dating? When did you break up?
Jackie: *Still sniffling* Around two months ago...
Oliver: Right. Well... Sorry? I don't really know what to do here... Sorry Jackie?
Jackie: *Starts crying even harder and then flings herself onto Duckie* Hold me!
*Someone knocks at the door*
Cadence: *In a "sexy voice"* Who is it?
*Oliver gets up to open the door and Andrew and Jayden are outside*
Andrew: *Smiles brightly and hugs Oliver* Hey Oliver!
Oliver: Hey man- but you *points at Jayden* I thought you were blacklisted
Jayden: I-Uh... *Looks to Andrew for help*
Andrew: He's got an apology gift for you...?
Oliver: *Looks sceptical* He does?
Jayden: YEAH! Here. It's chocolate. Enjoy. *secretly flipping out*
Oliver: *Raises his eyebrow* Is it poison?
Andrew: No silly. I helped make it. Nothing bad's in there. If you don't Trust me. I'll eat one to test. All the same batch
Cadence: OH! Can I have one!
Andrew: *Blunt* Are you going to shove one up your vagina?
Cadence: ... Maybe
Andrew: Then no.
Oliver: How about we just cut the cake and share around the chocolates? But Cadence gets none. I'm being serious.
Cadence: UGH FINE! I'll just get some from the vending machine!
Oliver: No vagina chocolates. You will keep your pants on or I'll call security.
*Andrew collapses into a laughing fit*
Oliver: I'll cut the cake. *pulls knife from under the bed*
Andrew: *Stops laughing* Uh, why was there a knife under the bed?
Oliver: *looks awkward and very scared* Don't tell the staff!
Andrew: *Both Andrew and Jayden look horrified* Why is it there?!
Oliver: I'm not saying.
Andrew: *Stares at him menacingly* Yes. You are.
Oliver: Y-You can't make me.
Andrew: Jackie. *Jackie turns towards Andrew* Get the staff. *Jackie leaves*
Oliver: No don't! I don't want to be in here anymore! *Bursts into tears* HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE STUCK IN A BLAND TOOM WITH ONLY YOUR HEAD?! Just please. don't. *Everyone is staring in shock*
Jayden: O-Oliver...
Oliver: Don't! Just DON'T! Until you have something to compare it to and you're the one they threatened with shock treatment and a lobotomy, I don't want to hear a peep from any of you about this. Got. It?
Cadence: *Pats Oliver's back* I know your feel. I'm pregnant and suicidal too.
Oliver: *turns around and accidentally throws the knife into the wall* Cadence. Come to me when you have a real problem. Okay?
Jayden: *Rolls his eyes* I'm pretty sure she has one.
Jackie: *Runs in* I've got the authorities!
Cadence: YAY! More Police to fuck!
Andrew: Cadence, now is not the time.
*Oliver shrinks into a corner*
Jayden: Oliver? Are you okay?
Oliver: *voice shaking* I'm completely fine. Absolutely. *mutters gibberish to himself*
Andrew: Oliver. You aren't fine. Don't fight us. We're trying to help you.
Oliver: I'LL FIGHT YOU IF I WANT TO!
Cadence: *Smirks* In what way?
Andrew: FOR FUCKS SAKE CADENCE!
Police officer: If there's no emergency, WHY THE HELL ARE WE HERE?! And is that boy *gestures to Oliver* high or something?
Cadence: *Walks over to the Officer and starts feeling him up* No sir. *In a raspy voice* But I am...
Officer: Yesh. Okay. You are under arrest for melrstation and will be coming down to the station. And... There is a butchers knife in the wall?! Who brought a knife into a hospital?!
Jackie: It was Oliver!
Oliver: *laughs hysterically* Ring around the rosies a pocket full of possies ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes..
Officer: ... Yeah we need to get him down to the station.
Oliver: *looks at the empty chocolate box and sees the picture as he's being dragged off* J-Jayden? * Police, Cadence and Oliver exit*
Jayden: O-OLIVER!
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