Bended

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Scene 22: Same day after school

*Enter the Boys*

Jayden: Well, that drama session was... eventful to say the least...

Oliver: You can say that again.

Jayden: Well, that drama sessio-

Andrew: He didn't mean it literally! *Facepalm* Anyway, have you guys heard that later this term we're going to get two new students in our class? A boy and girl I think.

Oliver: Oh cool, you know what their names are? *Raises eyebrow*

Andrew: I think I've heard them mentioned, Mazhar and Liana I think?

Oliver: Mazhar? Sounds exotic.

Jayden: More like idiotic ha-ha!

Oliver: You don't even know the guy, how do you know that he's an idiot?

Jayden: Bro. I have an idiot detector.

Andrew: *Sarcasm* And that was TOTALLY right in year 7... Remember?

Oliver: What happened in year 7?

Jayden: Um... Nothing you need to worry about. Let's just put the past in the past. *glares at Andrew* and keep it there

Oliver: Suspicious Riiight...

Andrew: Oliver. You registered on his idiot detector first day, and FYI... he called you nerdy short-stack behind your back for just over a year.

Oliver: Um... You what?!

Jayden: Punches Andrew hard in the arm Andrew! What the hell was that for?!

Andrew: Element of Honesty. Can't help it.

Jayden: Okay, I don't get it... Element of Honesty? WTF?!

Andrew: Hehehe... It's nothing...

Oliver: Jayden. I forgive you for calling me nerdy short-stack because it was years ago, and things are different now.

Jayden: Sweet Bae!

Oliver: My Little Pony thing. Last time I went over to his house he tied me down and forced me to watch three seasons straight!

Jayden: Bro. That's so gay.

Andrew: Says "Joliver"?

Oliver: Jayden. You really do need to stop using gay as an insult... It's kind of strange coming from someone who's gay themselves...

Jayden: I'm not gay, I'm Bi.

Oliver: I see where you're coming from with that, but it's still really inappropriate!

Jayden: Bro pls.

Oliver: Please what? Raises eyebrow

Jayden: Dunno. I just say that sometimes.

Andrew: And why does everyone keep commenting on how they think I'm gay? I'm not against it or anything, I'm really supportive actually but still, It's REALLY annoying!

Jayden: It's simple really, you just are... lol Puts his arm around Oliver's waist Want to... Smirks seductively

Oliver: Blushes furiously

Andrew: Eyes widen Ew! You're going to FUCK in the courtyard?!

Cadence Enters

Cadence: Did I hear the magic word? Bounces eyebrows up & down

Andrew: EWWWWWWW! WTF?!

Jayden: Ew. Cadence, FUCK OFF! I'm trying to have a moment with my bae thank you very much!

Cadence: Bae? Starts tearing up B-But... You used to call me bae...

Jayden: Nonchalant No I didn't.

Cadence: YOU DID! Like 3 days ago!

Andrew: Why is everyone so obsessed with the word bae anyway? The only person I refer to as bae is Renee Lover hearts appear in his eyes... Somehow?

Jayden: Obvious annoyed Seriously? Andrew, get over it, she's on TV. She won't ever date you! And Cadence, fuck off. I am not in the mood for your slutty escapades.

Andrew: Enraged YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIESSSSSS!

Oliver: Jayden. That was WAY too harsh, well for Andrew anyway...

Jayden: He needed a reality check! Someone had to tell him... Also his bae is at least 20 years older than him and probably wouldn't date a 15 year old.

Andrew: Still very angry I'm 14! And he's only 21!

Jayden: Exactly.

Cadence: Can't we talk about me for a second?! I'm pregnant and depressed!

All boys: No you aren't.

Andrew: *Cough* Attention Whore *Cough*

The boys laugh but then they cover it up with coughs

Cadence: U WOT MATE?!

Oliver: HEY! We didn't do anything!

Cadence: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MAN STEALING BITCH!!!

Jayden: Hey! Back off slut! That's my bae you're talking to!

Andrew: Comes in between the two of them so Jayden doesn't murder Cadence Woah! Guys! It's time to back off and go home! The cast exits