ink & pixels (tronnor au)

"you're a potato whore"

@connorfranta: bitch you never answered my QUESTION

@troyesivan: whAt question

@connorfranta: uGh never mind you are trash

@troyesivan: hot trash tho

@connorfranta: yA right

@troyesivan: the OH WONDER ALBUM IS BEING RELEASED ON SEP 4TH AND IM PUMPED

@connorfranta: OH MY FUCK I LOVE OH WONDER

@troyesivan: calm down connor.

@connorfranta: nO wAy

@troyesivan: you're a potato whore

@connorfranta: actually im a french fry whore. you are the potato whore.

@troyesivan: and why is that connie frannie?

@connorfranta: because i am a more mature, older whore. you are a six year old whore who raves the trashcans for any leftover sprinkles. spOt the difference.

@troyesivan: im actually seven

@troyesivan: eight next week

@connorfranta: kids grow up so fast these days.

@troyesivan: you are a pathetic french fry whore

@connorfranta: fiGht mE

@troyesivan: where you at bruh?

@connorfranta: bruh? srsly? you rly are a whore

@troyesivan: fukin all ur bitches

@connorfranta: sadly i don't have any bitches. besides my cats

@connorfranta: is that what you do in your free time? watch cat porn

@troyesivan: maybe

@connorfranta: how is it?

@troyesivan: cat sex?

@connorfranta: what else

@troyesivan: well its a bit rough especially with the pussys

@connorfranta: tOO fAR

@troyesivan: its just real life hun

@connorfranta: not in it for the pussys not in it for the thrill just livin in the moment fuckin all the bills

@troyesivan: what happened to the last line

@troyesivan: and hOw dare you ruin a perfectly good song with your cat porn puns. this always happens. damn cat porn

@connorfranta: i mean the last line is where my creative juices stopped flowing

@troyesivan: i can make them flow again babe

@connorfranta: JESUS CHRIST GO PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS

@troyesivan: geez you don't have to be so catty

@connorfranta: bye

@troyesivan: can't handle my cat puns you pussy

@connorfranta: im trYin to listen to crYbabY you freak

@troyesivan: ah i see

@troyesivan: enjoy the bliss of being a potato head

@connorfranta: :-)