ink & pixels (tronnor au)

"you are a virgin"

troye's pov.

The fact he didn't know how gay sex worked out made me realize... he is a fucking virgin. A hot, sweaty, built, cat loving, virgin. Not that it's my business anyways.

We were still sat at the table, both zoned out staring into space.

"Connor, I have figured it out."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"You are a virgin."

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"How would you know anyways, I never told you?"

"My brain works miracles, my friend."

"Ah, I see."

"So you pretty much just confirmed the fact you are a virgin."

"Whatever."

Connor picked up his plate and placed it in the sink, scrubbing off the excess food. He did the same for my plate, as a gentleman would. I mean a virgin.

"So Troye, got any ideas of what to do today?"

"Actually, nope."

"I guess we could try to go shopping again, you still don't got no clothes."

He finished his statement with a slight giggle making light of the situation.

"Sure, your clothes don't really fit my aesthetic."

Connor shot me a "hurt" look pretending to be offended.

"What exactly is your aesthetic? Bitch."

"Retro grandpa meets five year old with the vibe of a fuckboy hipster."

"Ok then, we will see if there is anything we can find to fit your 'aesthetic'"

We went to our separate rooms to get dressed.

I had been ready for about 5 minutes, but he was taking fucking forever to get ready. He might've passed out spraying a shit ton of Axe on himself. The poor boy tries to hard.

@troyesivan: what the fuck is taking you so long

@troyesivan: HURRY UP JESUS CHRIST

@troyesivan: im getting you

I knocked on Con's door twice, but he didn't open up. So I opened the door only for the worst thing to happen.

connor's pov.

I was ready a long time before Troye, so I decided to have a little fun.

I had a scary mask that belonged to an old Halloween costume, which led me to the brilliant idea of scaring the shit out of Troye.

He had texted me a few times and I purposely ignored him. I was waiting for the helpless Aussie to get so frustrated and burst in. And that's exactly what he did.

I heard two loud, firm knocks against my door, as I was leaning as close as I could against the wall. The door knob turned to the left, giving me a perfect cue.

"GAHHHH!"

I jumped oh his back and he screamed so loud I expected the neighbors to file a noise complaint.

"CONNOR I AM GOING TO FUCKING CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A VIRGIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE HUH?"

"FIGHT ME THEN!"

We went on tackled and chasing each other around his apartment, until we were both completely out of breath.

"Next time you take that long I am leaving without you. And were did you get that fucking clown mask, holy shit,"

"Old Halloween costume. Okay, the fun is over now we must face one of the most stressful things ever, shopping."

"You make it sound like we are tight rope walking across the Grand Canyon, calm your tits."

troye's pov. (wow many pov changes wow)

He grabbed the keys and we both slid into his car.

"Con, it's my turn."

He knew what I meant and immediately handed the cord over, not even bothering to argue.

The car was filled with silent hums to my jamming playlist, and Connor cursing under his breath thinking he was going to crash every two seconds. Quite entertaining I must say.

We arrived after a short time and both undid our seat belts and walked side by side into the mall.

"I'm still blown away at how big this mall is compared to the ones in Australia. Such spoiled little LA minions."

"Bitch this ain't twitter so either stop dragging me or use the fucking @ button."

"For God's sake, settle down and act like a god damn adult for once."

I suppose it was hypocritical of me to say that, but it put him in his place. I honestly meant it as a joke but...

About three hours later we had gone to six stores and bought hundreds of dollars worth of clothes. I felt bad. Like really bad. Spending all his money on me, what a waste.

"Connor I am really sorry that you spent all this money on stuff I don't even need. I'll try to pay you back as soon as I can."

"Please don't worry about it Troye Boy, I got it all covered. Plus I had a lot of fun today."

"Same here."

Once we reached the car and stored all the bags in the trunk, we returned to our seats.

I turned my head to face him not expecting him to do the same thing.

We were sat there staring at each other for a good thirty seconds before he started leaning in.

Was I to deny a kiss from Connor Franta? Hell no.

I quickly smashed my lips against his, placed my hand in his hair while doing so. Our lips moved passionately together and I kept on vigorously tugging at his hair while his hands wandered my back.

This lasted for another ten seconds until I decided to pull away. Not because I didn't enjoy, because damn did I, but to catch my breath.

Apparently he wasn't phased by it all, turning on the engine like nothing even happened. And I guess that was okay for now.

Just for now.

author's note:

idk how i feel about this vibe going on here whatever im really tired but i wanted to update so here ya go it's 944 words idk fam im not sure about anythingg right now

ok cool bye goodnight farewell namaste or whatever the fuck you say