ink & pixels (tronnor au)

"where is the cookie"

@troyesivan: what are we eating for dinning you cumquAt

@connorfranta: cumquat

@troyesivan: ew wtf

@connorfranta: you started it

@troyesivan: don't cum for me please

@connorfranta: **come

@troyesivan: whatever

@troyesivan: no but srsly im hungry are we gonna order take out or somethin

@connorfranta: subway?

@troyesivan: only if you buy me a cookie

@connorfranta: works for me

@troyesivan: you can get it ill stay here

@connorfranta: oh hell nah

@troyesivan: hell yes

@connorfranta: fine but don't spam my phone with texts

@troyesivan: no promises

"TROYE, I'M GOING TO GET THE FOOD AND I'LL BE BACK SOON!"

"OKAY DON'T TALK TO LONG!"

"SHUT UP DICK HEAD"

"YOU WISH CONNIE FRANNIE"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

"GOODBYE!"

@troyesivan: hurry up

@troyesivan: it's been five minutes what the hell is taking you so long

@troyesivan: did you forget your clogs again?

@troyesivan: im sorry i really don't even know whAt clogs are whoops

@troyesivan: DON'T FORGET MY COOKIE YOU DRIED ALMOND FUCK

@troyesivan: god damn what's taking so long order the food and go

@troyesivan: i mean honestly you could be giving a guy a blow job right now

@troyesivan: JUST BRING ME THE DAMN COOKIE AND I WILL LEAVE YOU ALONE

@troyesivan: WHY AM I THE ONE ALWAYS SPAMMING

@connorfranta: because you my friend, are a clog.

@troyesivan: HEY

@troyesivan: somEONE IS CRABBY

@troyesivan: i just spilled water on my pants

@troyesivan: update: it's dry

@troyesivan: JUST LIKE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR OHOOCCVH DVDISK

@connorfranta: that went right to the soul

@connorfranta: along with the cookie i forgot to buy you

@troyesivan: OH MY FUCKING GOD DID YOU REALLY FORGET THE COOKIE

@troyesivan: I WILL UNLEASH SATAN'S DOGS ON YOU

@troyesivan: ARE YOU KIDDING ME

@troyesivan: IF YOU ARE FUCKIN WITH ME HISSKLS

@troyesivan: HURRY UP

connor's pov.

I didn't really forget the cookie. How could I when he was harassing me every second? But since he did spam my phone, a little more teasing will be put into place.

"TROYE I'M HOME!"

I swear that boy ran faster than Donald Trump when he was being chased by twitter feminists. If he actually had muscle or any body weight at all he might be a good runner. Psh, what am I saying? Troye? A runner?

"Where's the cookie?"

"What cookie? You never asked me to get you a cookie."

"You're fucking with me right? Because if not, I am taking you to the doctor to make sure your hearing is correct."

"Ohhhh that cookie! Whoops, must have forgot it!"

"Where you hiding it, pretty boy? Hand it over or I will get it myself."

"No chance Mellet."

"Alrighty then, second one it is."

He ran around the table, attempting to tackle me to the ground. Yeah, I didn't move one inch. So he went backwards and tried again. I didn't budge.

"Just hand over the damn cookie."

"Troye, it's in the bag."

"Fuck you and your little asshole ways."

"Please."

author's note:

im laying in a rly uncomfortable position and my back hurts but im too lazy to move

is this how i die? is this how is ends?

peace out fuckers