ink & pixels (tronnor au)

"yum yum"

connor's pov.

The little turd had woken me up. Well guess I can make breakfast. Troye mentioned something about food, as always, so.

"Troye, scrambled or fried?"

I yelled at the tøp of my lungs from the kitchen.

"Scrambled, please darling."

"Your welcome!"

"Thanks Con!"

I made scrambled eggs for two and poured them out of the pan and split equally onto two plates.

"Food's ready!"

"I'm a comin'."

Haha.

He walked out of his room and when he turned the corner, holy shit. His brunette curls were lain messily on top of his head and his eyes were a dark shade of blue, darker than usual.

He just looked so,

suggestive.

What the fuck Connor your a straight guy. You got to keep that fuckboy reputation.

"Good morning, darling."

I take it back. Fuck being a fuckboy I'm all in for his raspy morning voice alone. Turns out everyone is a little gay.

He sat down at the table and picked up his knife and fork. The way he holds his utensils are so fucked up, but I love it. 

I was turned the other way but when I did, a loud grunt came from behind me.

"Shit."

He had dropped the eggs all down his front.

"Looks like these eggs had it coming for me."

I chuckled.

"How exactly does it work?"

"What? Gay sex?"

I returned with a simple nod, quite embarrassed.

"Well you see, it's not that complicated. Kiss kiss, unbuckle, suck suck, moan moan, nibble nibble, tongue tongue, cum cum, yum yum. Got it?"

"Fuck you Troye."

author's note:

abrubt stop. im tired but this was fun so...

my elaborate smut scene *bow*