Edward Cullen was surprised to find he was not in America. He was in Europe, staring at a big castle.
He walked around and tried to get into the castle but could not as if there was a large barrier that covered the castle.
He waited a minute then knocked loudly on the invisible wall and a minute later an extremely short and ugly man came out of the castle and approached the wall.
He called him in to the castle and the barrier disappeared. This was really weird, even for Edward.
"Where is your wand?" Asked the weird man.
"If wand is a metaphor for something else, then it's where it has been my entire life." He said confused.
"Cedric..." he warned.
"Who's Cedric?" he asked.
"You're Cedric."
"No, I'm Edward."
A funny looking man walked up to them. He looked like a less sparkly and pale version of Edward.
Is this Cedric?
"How are you in two places at once?" Asked the weird man.
"Magic," replied the other.
"Magic doesn't exist," said Edward, smiling.
Cedric stared at him. "Then why do you have fangs?"
"Because I'm a vampire."
He thought a moment then said, "oh okay. That's kinda hot."
"You should see me when I sparkle."
"Well since you are not a wizard and have seen the castle, you can not leave and you must be a student here and you may not go back to stalking girls, which I imagine you do." Said the weird little man.
"Well, you need to get sorted. I bet you're a Slytherin."
Edward nodded and followed Cedric to Dumbledore's office. When they get there he knocks on the door and it opens to reveal an old man sitting behind a desk.
His chair swings round and he has a phoenix sitting on his lap which he is stroking. "I have been expecting you quite some time Mr Cullen."
This is weird he thought.
"See this hat? Put it on your head."
Edward did as he was told and the hat started talking!
"HUFFLEPUFF!!!!!!!" It shouted.
"Dude that's so lame," said Cedric. "Boo."
Edward shrugged and looked at the old man.
"You also need to try on the scarf of sexuality."
He put on the scarf and it quickly shouted, "gay, even though you stalk teenage girls."
"Dude, that's awesome," said Cedric. "Me too!"
They high fived as they left the office and they went to the hospital wing so Edward could get his wizard vaccinations against wizard warts.
"Hey Draco, when are you asking Potter to the ball?"
He mumbled something and then flipped them off and they walked away.
Once they left they, got food and then went to class and then went to bed feeling super happy.
And life was good for Edward and Cedric. But Draco wasn't happy and Harry was still unconscious.
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I am Your Boyfriend, Not the Vampire - A Drarry Fanfic
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