I am Your Boyfriend, Not the Vampire - A Drarry Fanfic

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Hermione looked at Draco with some sort of expectation in her eyes. Draco knew that she knew that Draco knew the cure for the vampire bite as it was common knowledge that Draco knew a lot about different types of bites.

I was a weird habit but one that Draco was very proud of so he would tell everybody that he is an expert in different types of bites. 

One day, Draco even drew some small red dots on his body and explained to people that he had been bitten by drooglies. No one had heard of drooglies but Draco was the bite expert so they must have been real.

Draco locked eyes with Hermione. She had ugly eyes.

Draco sighed and looked at his Hazza. 

There was only one way to cure a vampire bite and that was with true love's kiss. When Draco told this to Hazza he smiled which Draco thought was weird. He too was excited to finally pash with the love of his life but he would have preferred in to be in less of a dire situation.

Hazza gets of the couch.

"Where are you going Hazza Potty?" Draco asked. He didn't want to seem like he was too in love with Hazza so he thought he would insult him just to make sure he didn't get the wrong idea which was actually the right idea.

"To find Edward," replied Hazza. "I get to make out with him now."

"But Harry," Hermione speaks. "Edward has a boyfriend."

Hazza leaves anyway.

Draco feels awkward sitting with Hermione and Ron and is upset that Hazzy doesn't think he is the love of his life so he stands to leave.

Hermione stops him. She tells him she needs his help. 

Draco is confused, like very confused, he is so confused he doesn't even know what the word confused means anymore, that's how confused he is.

She pulls him to the side and sits down. She looks nervous but Draco didn't really care until she said what she said.

"Draco, I'm pragnant".

Draco is shocked, not that she decided to tell him but because she was pregnant in the first place. Hermione did not seem like the type.

Draco was not shocked that she came to him for advise however, because besides knowing a lot about bites, he also knows a lot about pregnant. But there was one important detail that he didn't know.

"Who is the Baby Daddy?"

Hermione takes a second to reply, chewing on her words like they were a nice pudding.

"Bellatrix LeStrange"

This is the epitome of my career