I am Your Boyfriend, Not the Vampire - A Drarry Fanfic

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Draco's dad did not like people who are gay. So I guess you could say he hated himself.

His secret relationship with Snape was blossoming into something more then just physical, although the jiggy jiggy was pretty good.

He was just trying to hide it from his wife, because obviously.

But also his son, because he didn't know want his son to be gay like him, little did he know.

Lucius would often sneak into hogwarts to visit Snape in his dungeon, which was his favourite place in the whole world.

He liked that it had that fifty shades of Snape vibe to it.

Well he didn't technically sneak into hogwarts, dumbledore generally let him in, knowing full well about his relationship with Snape.

You could even say he shipped it. 

Today as he walked down to the dungeons to visit snape in his lunch break, he thought about their future. 

They couldn't be together because of Narcissa and Draco of course. He didn't want to set a naughty example for his son.

He heard so much about his sons life. Generally rude comments or rants that he then wrote about on his wizards blog (delivered every Tuesday and Friday by owl post).

His son was a gold mine of insults, so what insult would he come up with if he told him he loved Snape?

If he told him he was. . . gay?

He definitely wouldn't expect the cheery 'Oh yeah, me too.'

Snape sat in one of the chairs in their usual dungeon and smiled warmly when he walked through the door, standing up and walking over for their usual hello kiss. 

This one didn't last as long as previous ones though, and that made Lucius sad. Like really sad.

He loved the feeling of Snape's chapped lips from yelling at too many kids. He could feel his lip skin peel off as they kissed and he'd eat it because it was delicious, and it turned Snape on.

Snape pulled back first, before he got the chance to eat his lip skin and sat back down in the seat with a heavy sigh. 

'Lucius, I need to tell you something.'

This sounded like a breakup and he didn't like it one bit. 

'I can't do this anymore.'

Shit.

'I think I need to tell you that...'

SHIT.

'Your son has been spending a lot of time with Potter and it's concerning me.'

shit. 

'I think they're becoming.......'

SHIT

'Friends.'

But Draco was hoping they'd be a lot more than that.